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In honor of D-Day, here's one of the most incredible photos ever taken 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
A lil late but still
German intensifies 19 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Deutschland uber alles!!!!!
This is graffiti 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
IU3G
You get It? 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Then what are sumo wrestlers?
Gotta make some calls 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Lol I had no idea Instagram had polls
Someone please remind me.. 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
My hair tie looks like an old telephone cord so I can at least pretend it's part of my style.
Also spiraly hair ties like that are so good at holding your hair. Seriously, get one if you can.
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Oh no, another one 30 comments
guest · 6 years ago
*aisle
Apart from that, m/d/y is illogical. It's neither ascending order nor descending order. For the rest of the planet (ie: non-US) it's utterly confusing, as any date with numbers under 12 appears wrongly (eg: 8/6/18 vs 6/8/18), and any date that has at least 1 number over 12 produces a brief mental hiccup as the brain tries to work out what's wrong and loses track of the info and context in the sentence (eg: 3/30/18).
Basically, Americans, just wrong, and confusing. Please stop doing it. There IS a world-standard dating system outside of your monocultural nirvanaic thought-bubble of a nation.
Absolute unit 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Just try some self control techniques if you feel tempted! Works for me. And good luck we believe in you!
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Oh no, another one 30 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Whats the reason behind mixing up the day and month? Why tho?
Many, many times 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Also all of it isn't even half of your DNA considering that after crossing over occurs 2 out of the 4 will be completely different from your normal DNA.
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Driver iq level: -912494734 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Ok but like, is it ummm "safe" to allow this person to continue driving?
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The hospital "helping" 15 comments
guest · 6 years ago
America is fucked up
The story of rock, paper, scissors 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
We need a full on story to why the scissors felt the need to kill him... jealousy maybe???
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I've has similar experience 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Maybe you are bad at your job... and the younger generation couldnt give a sh#t? Or maybe you're good at your job, and the older generation is jealous...
Friendly advice from Satan 13 comments
guest · 6 years ago
That is awesome i cant wait to try it
Think Before You Speak 16 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Whatever dude, I have a kid myself and really dont care enough to argue, I doubt it happened, you believe it did. End of.
The ugly truth 1 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Been a rough year!
Eminem will always win 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
How?
I'm from wakanda 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Pewdiepie
Cross post 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Saaaame! Good luck :D
Screw you iceland 21 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Hey @guan2, the 1980’s called, they want their political propaganda back. Harvesting 128 animals out of a population of 100,000+ is not reprehensible (see www.iucnredlist.org/details/2480/0)
Also, more than half the population of Iceland is against whaling, and this is the last quota for the period 2013-2018, a period the prime minister doesn’t want to extend.
Absolute unit 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Good luck!!
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Adarsh balak (ideal child) is my now favourite comic series 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
ADARSH BALAK ! WOOOOOO
I am the weekend 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I was the hurricane i confirm too
You get It? 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Doesn't Japan have a law against peoples waist lines going over a certain diameter?
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The evolution of John Krasinski 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Something happened in 2011...
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This is the New York Review of Books office 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Nope
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Mayor's had it with you 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Did it really say "fucking?"
Where do y'all wanna go?? 18 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Haha! If only it was for sale!
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This guy did it, 1 family 1 forest 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Corn is way too overproduced, anyhow.
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Think Before You Speak 16 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Have you even actually spoken to a 5 year old? No 5 year old Has the awareness to know the difference between a boy or girl deer based on its antlers. This is another of MANY bs posts trying to play up their (or their siblings) kids "genius" so I'm calling fake. Hell, maybe I'm wrong and id love that to be the case - we need more intelligence in this world - but I call it as I see it and I'm just too skeptical to believe this conversation happened.
Squirmy bastards 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Agreed with la , snakes are awesome
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I've has similar experience 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
^^^this. The generations don't matter as much. People are still people and you will have some good and some bad at all ages
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Celeb dopplegangers 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
#denglisch is back
Coma 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
If this ain't me.
This guy did it, 1 family 1 forest 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
But if the corn field was just going to lie fallow because the farm shut down, the forest is certainly an improvement. Which I assume is what happened.
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TBH I forgot what I clicked 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
My dog begs for tomatoes, and other vegs, and accepts it, then leaves in on the hallway carpet for someone to step on. I get this post totally.
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Sugar daddy 35 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Being asexual is a mental disorder, get your shit fixed
Not exactly the result I was expecting 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I've been there, that place is hella good
Beetle art 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Are... Are you the beetle? If yes, you are an exceptional beetle
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Obviously Captain tall, blonde, and American would be an over achiever 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Is no one going to mention the fact that Tony has money on his hand branch
Say sorry 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
The vape cloud weirdly looks like a boy. Casper!
Screw you iceland 21 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Well, it may help to prevent whaling by Japan. They exploit the clause that you can catch whales if it's for scientific research. They kill hundreds of whales including calves for "science" and use them to make dog food and gourmet cuisine. Icelanders live on whale meat, there's not much else there anyway. So if this helps prevent Japan from decimating the whale population, it may give these creatures a fighting chance.
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The most ridiculous death possible. Stabbed pinkie? 126 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Bitten by something, or died of an infection before antibiotics and vaccines.
"Play the Imperial March" 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
"Play the chorus from Closer by Nine Inch Nails."
...now that's a problem.
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Too many abandoned pets 16 comments
guest · 6 years ago
You have to pass different tests to get a dog in Switzerland, including dog training so you can be allowed to take the dog in public transport. They must be chipped and registered in the national database. You can't get one on a whim. Also, social animals like hamsters must never be alone, so you can't own only one hamster. Cat ownership, however, isn't as rigorously monitored.
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Alien advice 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
No one likes being choked TO DEATH. Neither the humans, nor the turtles.
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Someone please remind me.. 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Same. I only did that twice in my life, and now I have to type with my nose.
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Elon Musk understands him more than many Turkish. 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Ataturk supported education for women, and separation of state & religion. He was a far beyond his time.
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What a curve this guy has! 1 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I was almost aroused, but then his little victory dance shuffle/step ruined it for me. XD