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is this the clamps guy

death eater cheek smooch uwu

bathtubs are domesticated lakes

run before its too late

It’s like looking into a time machine to see that kids future.
#milquetoast

So I thought that this post was a trick,
Didn’t get it and that made me sick,
But I realized with time,
That even in rhyme,
I got rolled once again by that Rick.

WHat are those

This assumes the value of a bitch is equal across all rappers. A rapper who would ride or die for his bitch clearly values a bitch more than a rapper who feels that bitches ain’t shit but hoes and tricks. Since we don’t know whether Kanye values a bitch more or less highly than Lil Wayne values a bitch, I think it’s a stretch to infer that a good girl is worth $8.33. But if true, I will no longer feel bad about taking a good girl on a date to McDonalds.

They forgot the disclaimer: ‘if you’re both above statutory rape ages in your state.’

No dickbutt drawing? I am disappointed.

cooler vergleich, da weiß man wo amerika auf der liste gelandet ist, wenn sie diese nationen aufzählen als "da, die sind NOCH schlimmer" LOL

In Australia we imprison refugees on an island nation in conditions that break the UNs laws. Haha so zany

So, are they going there legally, obeying all the laws and restrictions of their host countries for immigrants/guests? Or do they just show up and demand every sort of benefit reserved for citizens? And do the citizens of that new country refuse to distinguish between legal immigrants and illegal immigrants when discussing the matter?

Looking only at the pic on the left...that build! Like in a fight, she can help,you out. Then, knowing she's got army training, she can probably take on 60% of your enemies leaving the lesser portion for,you. That's a life partner right there.

Cheating is way too common, and it's really fucking annoying how people on social media are trying to make it out to be funny. It's not. You're trash

The rest of those countries have something in common...

Amarula?

Looks like he wants to sneeze so bad :)

Awesome !!

Reminds me of the terminator

Only once. With a friend of my friend's

Pokenuts

Exactly. I’d hate to work with people that forced me to do this.

Naughty

I fucking love drinking coca cola from a bag. Dont know why but it tastes better.

I didn't even think they were the same person. But sure, "equally" pretty.

This. This is art.

Thank you for this!

OBOS

EVERYONE outside in Japan?

All I really wanna know, is if you're ever gonna show, cause now we're moving to slow, If you want to go to go

Been years since I've seen this.
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Ditch the bullshit #relatable comics and bring me more of this pls

Are you f$#%ing kidding me?! These are wine bottles! Pffft, who the hell drinks that much wine at a german house party? A wedding maybe? You don't know a thing about german culture!

your mom

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

*Doubt

Ok!
Your ARE cool!!

Dribblers for life.

I moved to Yorkshire where they call this a TEACAKE smh

Under 25’s had nice cars, properly made clothes and we went to raves all over our country, sometimes driving more than 6 hours for a big rave. They often had 150 kw sound systems and end of thousands of people. Even weeknights we would park up next to each other and blast our car stereos and socialise

I was so innocent as a child that I was immune to most insults.