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Gonna be honest, I'd totally accept if somebody randomly texted me like that

what are c, k, t, and u?

thought this was just an elaborate way to get out of hanging out with somebody and then.....FLAPPY BIRD

"the other blue one" lol

kinda racist but i coulda sworn it was all 1 guy at first

heh, my uncle used to do this

I didn't even realize they put religion on dog tags. Wonder what the reasoning is on that. So people would know what kind of funeral to give them?

This is a society standard.....if you aren't following it, your a dick

ugh, I hate when people spell doughnuts as donut

Seems like a big hassle to me. Why not just use the cards when you get em and just spend money next year? You aren't "saving" any money this way. You are still receiving X amount in gift cards and sending out X amount in gifts. Guess if you are just super terribad with finances it might make sense to save the cards since you don't see them as cash on hand to spend. Meh

so many math mistakes.....not sure where to start correcting

Don't really see the difference. If you are clarifying something, aren't you just giving an example to make it more clear? Or if you are giving an example, isn't that just to clarify what you mean?

Or you could just kiss my ass and I'll hate who I want for whatever reasons I want

Is the Native American guy gonna pack his own bag while he helps then? Since he immigrated to the country too

Maybe get a real job and the BARE ASS MINIMUM wouldn't even matter anymore? I mean seriously, even the lowest shitty jobs I know of, if you are half ass decent at your work and stay there very long you get some sort of a raise. If you have any sort of raise at all, you aren't making minimum wage anymore and it shouldnt affect you anymore.
What the minimum wage DOES affect is that small business owner hiring a teenager to sweep a warehouse after school, or that 3rd worker that he doesn't REALLY need, but can afford to help the guy out at only 7-8 bucks an hour. Raise min wage and all the sudden you cant afford to be doing that anymore, which means less jobs available. Even big stores like McDonalds are gonna cut costs and get by with as few workers as possible. Raise their prices because now their input costs are higher (even if they let people go and it actually went down) AND you'll have to wait in lines longer. Ever been to a walmart/target/whatever with the 30 different check outs

grass isnt a weed though....

looks like a shark that had an allergic reaction and got all puffy

who does this?

Thats retarded

"he is he just looks young" wtf is the guy talking in 2nd person?

This is the worst feeling ever, trying to remove a contact that is not there

thats what you get for wearing skinny jeans ya twat

her pants are still on

Kept looking at the actual day/month/year in the pictures and thought it was supposed to be something about like november(11) 11th at 11:11:11 in the year 2011

Speaking of maternity leave. As an employer, why should I pay somebody to NOT work for me? If you wanna take a month off or whatever, sure thats one thing. But why should I pay you money, to do nothing for my business?

I feel like the manganese one was just a spelling error

Ya I bet she GETS 6-12 inches every night too

No, I read books for the content. Not to point out to myself (or somebody else that doesn't care) the one little mistake in the hundreds of pages. Even if its a full sentence that's messed up, can you really not figure out what was meant? If you said yes, maybe you shouldn't be reading it to begin with.