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Evil, right? 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Flower is s*x organ of a plant. So in a parallel universe they should instead......
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This is not a meme 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
So, he’s sending the rent check to the bank as mortgage payments, so that they have a place to live?
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Mission Impossible 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
So true
Jeff Goldblum is a national treasure 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Thats not good at all!
Japan ???????? is big on paintball 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I have often thought of mounting a paintball gun on the front of my car so I can tag idiots when necessary. It would be so satisfying!
It’s the worst 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
The worst is saying something and everyone does that quietly look away thing. Then, a few minutes later, the "funny one" of the group repeats what you said and everyone laughs and says "Were does he come up with this stuff?"
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Shit happens 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
If you've ever seen the process of dumping an RV sewage tank, you'll realize this never happened.
When cooking instant noodle can get you into trouble 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Seemed more like a chashew gal to me
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Well then 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Why I didn't join up. Never trust a Republican.
Local pastor: Did you know gay people also have wallets? 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Is that church in Northampton?
Finally some good news! 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Yes, because tony is never saved and the entire universe is destroyed by thanos
Struggling 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Hence the famous "You can't spell SUBTEXT without BUTTSEX".
Oh, also, for those who do not know, MOTHER IN LAW is an anagram for WOMAN HITLER.
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Snowflake 16 comments
guest · 5 years ago
As always, you are completely wrong.
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Finally some good news! 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Not all hero’s wear capes.
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truth 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
*some
No matter wot 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Eh, too far.
Apple fanboi will buy it 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Or companies where that money is trivial.
When cooking instant noodle can get you into trouble 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Or.... maybe he's cheated before and she has every right to be suspicious. Why do we always assure the girl is the problem?
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Evil, right? 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Wouldn't in a parallel universe flowers would be grabbing us and dragging us into the ground with only our different colored faces and pretty hair sticking out? And instead of beautiful smells, would they comment on the wonderful songs we sing as we scream til our throats fill with blood for help? And when the songs have stopped and the colors have faded to a bloated purple, they would pull us completely under because I guarantee they would be into composting.
Km good 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
we use both
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Facts 38 comments
guest · 5 years ago
because you're trash
Yeah we're pretty much screwed 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Fake news
This did it for me today not sure about y'all 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Why does it matter that he is muslim?
Vaccinate you're kids 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
... or possibly *your kids ...
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Not mine but funny 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
none of them considered a cart...
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Got this mail today 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Only a Millennial would drag his parents into this. And to think...they raised YOU. You ungrateful slug!
Nice 20 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Nice.
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Wheelchair too close to MRI machine 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Payroll deduction.
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Very true indeed 23 comments
guest · 5 years ago
That's bullshit. Heat cat stands for heat category, not heat casualty. Like never.
Passage du Gois 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
To be accurate, since it's France, the road disappears under four meters of water.
These four guys are heroes 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
All women should boycott this development because it wasn't developed by a diverse team, but by four men. Fight the patriarchy!

In fact, we should all stop saying boycott, but start saying youthcot to be more tolerant of those who don't cis-identify. Youthcot the word boycott!
It’s a step in the right direction and I’m proud of them 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
But it makes people FEEL like they're "doing something" even if it doesn't really do any good.
Nice 20 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Nice.
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Proud of him! 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Catto
Men are simple 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
He’s distracted, he’s doing shit that isn’t cheating on her. He’s unlikely to check his phone...
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I mean....It’s not like they’re wrong 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Nicholson should've been one of those 3.
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This kid wins halloween every year 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
yeah dude hood
Waking up with spiders geting out of your ear 13 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Cockroaches. I have been known to quit my house because there was a cockroach in it. I try to keep everywhere spic & span but these little buggers! It's really bad, I can't even see a picture of one without freaking out.
Waking up with spiders geting out of your ear 13 comments
guest · 5 years ago
...to the sweet milky seat....
The struggle 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Masturbnation.
How lucky 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Far out!
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Never forget 22 comments
guest · 5 years ago
England hasn't seen the good side of Dental Hygiene since FOREVER....
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Dada 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
This is the kind of woman I want to marry.
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@releasethekraken you’re like a wholesomeness factory
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Logo design 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I was too many years old when I figured out that was his tie, not his tiny arms and legs.
We 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Remember: C. P. R.
truth 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Deadpool can't be circumsized. Not sure about wolverine though. He may heal his circumcision wound very fast, not sure about regrowing his foreskin.
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I would definitely go to see Jason Momoa as Ariel 16 comments
guest · 5 years ago
It took me like three reads to understand what the hell that guy was trying to say. Oof
woosh 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Why do I keep reading this?
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