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Imagine 10 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
Imagine having a dream where you woke up rested, then actually woke up and weren't rested at all.
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The way this staircase seamlessly melds into the next floor up 4 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
No thank you! I just know I'll walk a touch too far and slip down the side, cracking my skull in the process.
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Then he waddled away, waddle, waddle 8 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
the first time i saw this i thought "the drake format" was a deep cut into some mathematics shit
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1 mississippi, 2 mississippi 18 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
the first time i saw her after she left nickelodeon i thought she was so much hotter, but now i think she's over done it and i like her before better
Me 6 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
Well sometimes they get anxious so you should either just let them come to you or let them smell you first. And another thing a lot of people don’t know is most dogs don’t like to be pet on the top of their head. (Sometime they just don’t like strangers doing that and sometimes it’s just everyone.)
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More Ewoks please! 7 comments
Merging onto a highway 13 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
Or... you know, don’t be a dick who merges late when they tell you miles before or you’re used to commuting on that road and are just trying to jump the traffic thereby causing more traffic
Glo up! 11 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
Somewhat similar for the little mermaid. If she’s from the more tropical part of the ocean living in the shallower waters, she would be very dark (probably not of African ancestry...) but if she were from deeper waters evolution would have created a body that could better handle the cold dark pressurized depths and she would be pale and very large.
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Dont judge a book by its cover 5 comments
I am this old 10 comments
Always 14 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
Fuck this guy she can do whatever she damn well pleases. If he only wants to talk to women to fuck them that's his goddamn problem.
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The birth of modern capitalism. Circa 1500 7 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
How would you pay for it? The answer is obvious: The Government pays, using the money that they get by taxing only the rich. In fact, The Government can even choose all the content of what we see and do since they're paying for it, and if you believe that a The Government is the source of funding for important things then it's also the best entity to choose content.
If you don't think so, then don't obligate me to choose from a set of one choice for health insurance.
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If you don't think so, then don't obligate me to choose from a set of one choice for health insurance.
Now stomp your feet 9 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
Concur. Basically, it's because that's the facts, Jack! Any moron who spouts lefty-created bull5h1t that the Nazi Party was right-ish, or 'far right', is an imbecile of the first degree. Nazis were leftist-socialist-totalitarian. Clear as crystal.
Same as the leftist-socialist-totalitarians of today, really; including those Antifa fickwuts - compare their "flag" to the original, created by the marxists and communists of that same era.
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Same as the leftist-socialist-totalitarians of today, really; including those Antifa fickwuts - compare their "flag" to the original, created by the marxists and communists of that same era.
1 mississippi, 2 mississippi 18 comments
Always 14 comments
That makes sense 10 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
i am so petty about that stick. i intentionally never use it and nonchalantly watch people before or after me panickly notice it's missing and then angrily shove it between their food and mine. free comedy every time. :D
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Wee ooo wee ooo car 11 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
Unlike other countries, you can get medical treatment right away though. Not dieing while on a waiting list is something never mentioned.
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Good collection of movies 10 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
Memento and Identity are not that well-known, especially by the younger people (Memento was released in 2001, Identity in 2003), but they are mind-blowing. Memento is incredibly well built, and Identity has really clever plot twists up its sleeve. Highly recommended.
Thats why task manager is here for you 3 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
Enough people don't know how to turn off startup programs that this is a thing? They should not be using a computer if it is a mystery to them.
This meme offends me 11 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
Hmm, I wonder what kind of jokes you make based on your selection of offended groups...
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Good for her 14 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
but this picture was made even more recently, so it's also unfair for the creator to say abortion is banned completely
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She did the math 10 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
Who the fuck works a second job because they want to? Whose dream is it to deliver pizza (not shitting on you guys: I love pizza and you, the bringers of pizza). It's well known that the pay for teachers in the US is awful. The mental gymnastics performed by people in the US to justify this is astounding.
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The Cemetery of Lund, Sweden, houses a headstone representing a child playing 2 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
Gosh, I was in Lund two months ago and was not aware of that. I have to go back there.
Weakness disgusts me 11 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
idk about ur poops but typically they can be detected by more senses than sound lmao
Always 14 comments
Good collection of movies 10 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
sucker punch is one of the worst movies in history. you disqualified yourself with this mention
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