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Shadow Hitler 5 comments
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· 5 years ago
@realdonaldtrump hello
'have never heard of half those states, the united states are so big' 10 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
Hey Vulture, as an "educated American", I imagine you'd know that you don't use an apostrophe for a plural ... right? ...
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So painfully true 24 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
They told us cuz they will be back in the days of dry bones. These days last think anyone wants is a 41K.
Not sure the school you went to but in my home state we all knew, why you didn't take a business class says a lot about you!
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Not sure the school you went to but in my home state we all knew, why you didn't take a business class says a lot about you!
Canadian Bill board humour 2 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
Yeah, hitting that deer at 10 mph over the speed limit will be drastically different than hitting at the speed limit.
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Clinton's email server 5 comments
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· 5 years ago
When Trump is still the least bad alternative.
All the current Dem candidates said they'd choose to give free health care to illegal immigrants. That's despite not having such a thing for citizens or even just veterans. How could any of them be elected after agreeing with such a stupid statement?
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All the current Dem candidates said they'd choose to give free health care to illegal immigrants. That's despite not having such a thing for citizens or even just veterans. How could any of them be elected after agreeing with such a stupid statement?
Brexit Update! 16 comments
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· 5 years ago
How DARE the British want control over their borders, rather than rely on the EU politicians to make those decisions. In fact, more countries should be annexed into the EU even if it has to be against their will, and any country that doesn't want to join should be ridiculed just as hard as we're ridiculing the UK for voting to leave.
Every. F*cking. Song. 48 comments
Thats some bullshit right there 11 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
yeah, let's take one pic and use that as an "counterargument" to a real problem.
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After seeing the mural on the building, Dr. Barbie felt personally attacked 4 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
same goes for men. every dumb hick's got a penis to wave around, so get yourself a man with a brain
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Who wants to live there with me ? 45 comments
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· 5 years ago
Is this a real place, or is it photo-shopped ?
If its real i would love to visit there and live there for awhile !
[email protected]
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If its real i would love to visit there and live there for awhile !
[email protected]
And the ‘Genius Mom Award’ goes to 2 comments
I lost this angel today. I need you 7 comments
Outsdanding move! 16 comments
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· 5 years ago
I can be petty and say this is another form of male oppression of females. Women already earn less than men in certain jobs and now they won't even be able to win in athleticism because some men come and take those victories under the guise of transitioning.
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Skills 2 comments
I'm sorry Phineas 7 comments
Was told to post it here, hopefully it gets the loving it deserves 5 comments
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· 5 years ago
Black people should be kept segregated at that time. Those Brits time travelers weren't supposed to do that, they could ruin the course of history.
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I was swearing the street security camera and they sent me this 2 comments
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· 5 years ago
This is a speed camera photo. OP, there is a round thing with a needly thing pointing at numbers, right behind the other round thing you use to steer the vehicle. The needly thing should point at a number not higher than the number on that other r
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Their scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't 4 comments
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· 5 years ago
i always thought a neat way for them to end the series would be:
Dinosaurs are set loose on the world. They have become too dangerous and need to be stopped before they end us, but animal rights activists don't want to kill them so we have to come up with a way to dispose of them humanely. Time travel. They round up all the dinos and take them back in time to when the dinos actually lived. When they get there, they see no signs of living dinosaurs, or dinosaurs at all. Turns out, we created dinosaurs from fossils we found of dinosaurs that were there because we went back in time to drop off the dinosaurs.
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Dinosaurs are set loose on the world. They have become too dangerous and need to be stopped before they end us, but animal rights activists don't want to kill them so we have to come up with a way to dispose of them humanely. Time travel. They round up all the dinos and take them back in time to when the dinos actually lived. When they get there, they see no signs of living dinosaurs, or dinosaurs at all. Turns out, we created dinosaurs from fossils we found of dinosaurs that were there because we went back in time to drop off the dinosaurs.
I lost this angel today. I need you 7 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
For me it was a year and a half before i could have another dog. Its important to be able to recognise when you are and are not ready to move on
See me thru the phone 13 comments
Single 29 comments
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· 5 years ago
I realize he’s been commenting for a week already but the fact that a fuzzy-glowed username, post-Greek god admin is actually getting involved in our comments makes me feel FANTASTIC! (Can ‘hallelujah’ be used as an adjective?)
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Just some random facts about LOTR 11 comments
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· 5 years ago
Tolkien died in 1973. 1 ruling ring, 9 rings(for men), 7 rings(for dwarves) and 3 rings, for elves. 1973.
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Feelsbad 3 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
Porn. Example: a woman falls asleep during a movie so her boyfriend fucks her best friend right there on the same couch.
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See me thru the phone 13 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
Who are you to say what's inconvenient? Do you know what's inconvenient? Tapping everything around you with a long stick. Depending on an animal who won't even live that long for basic needs. The never-ending need to be constantly aware of your surroundings based only on sound. Practically shoving your fingers anywhere they can reach to get a detailed physical sense of something. Having to learn what patterns millions of bumps make to understand something or having to wait for some kind soul to read it to you. Needing to memorize every little thing in your life so remotes and phones are nothing more than muscle-memory. Yet these are the tools of a blind person and you would be hard pressed to find one so ungrateful for what they can still do, that they would call it an inconvenience. You do not speak for them, and clearly you do not understand them either. Shut the fuck up.
All hail the guardians of the discarded. 14 comments