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The death of nyan cat 26 comments
guest · 11 years ago
...WHY CRUEL WORLD!!!!!??? *sobs*
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Painting feels 15 comments
guest · 11 years ago
"Happy little trees"
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I'll just leave this here 7 comments
guest · 11 years ago
We did not evolve from monkeys! But we did evolve, and share an ancestor. Monkeys are our cousins.
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Are you texting a boy? 11 comments
guest · 11 years ago
This is my father...
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Stephen king quote 4 comments
guest · 11 years ago
And sometimes you put them in your fucking books Stephen king.
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When I try to win an argument with my gf 7 comments
guest · 11 years ago
We can occasionally be blackmailed.
Omg dad 15 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Omg my dad would kill me dressing like that (I'm in 8th grade). Like, I don't own anything for than a few inches above my knee (maybe 5 at most?) and nothing low cut... It's incredibly stupid. We have to dress out in PE and their are constantly people like this taking picture of themselves half naked and posting it on Facebook, and we've had 3 drug busts and 6 fights this year. I'm really glad I was raised to be a nerdy person. I mean, dating, sex, inappropriate clothes... they do realize we're only 13&14 right? I don't think they do. It really annoys me, and I really worry about the kind of place my brother's going to when he's older (he's 8) cuz he's really submissive and quiet and has the if you can't beat them join them attitude. I'm just kind of enjoying myself with a few other people on the sidelines like "So... Who are you auditioning for in the sound of music Sally? I wanna be the baroness, but she's a soprano, so maybe the head nun."
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Some very impressive cosplays 6 comments
guest · 11 years ago
... WANT
It's not like I wanted to sleep anyway 28 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I stared at it for like 10 min. all like, what? And then I saw and actually jumped and my 9 year old brother is now mad at me for saying "Holy shit!"
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I have a deep longing for my salmon 12 comments
guest · 11 years ago
My friend has this chart and I'm an actress so whenever I get a main role in a show she makes my boyfriend, parents, and friends who see it follow the chart by how I portrayed the role and/or what role I got, and I often get extremely mixed bunches cuz they put them all together.
Accidentally joined a cult 24 comments
guest · 11 years ago
My thoughts exactly...
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Every time I see people bashing americans 9 comments
guest · 11 years ago
As an American, I admit this to you. I generally want to cover all of classmates mouths with duct tape. And we aren't actually fat for the majority, it just most people who aren't fat are anorexic looking (I'm practically the only medium sized person in my entire school). The rest of the stuff about abnoxious and rude... I have no defense for us.
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Children are SCARY 37 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Once, when I was like 5, I had just learned that we got money when my mom or dad died, and my mom fell off a latter about an hour later (changing the lightbulbs on the REALLY high ceilings in our house as the time) and she passed out and decided she was dead and said, "Looks like we're going to be richer tonight. Can I have a Barbie doll house?" And my dad was like "uuuummmm..." And I used to say they I heard voices at nice and once we found something scratched into my wall. I forgot what it said, but something like "Do not be at peace" or something. We THINK I did it but I was once again really little so I don't remember. I was a creepy child.
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Family vacation 6 comments
guest · 11 years ago
COME BACK JACK!!! I STILL LOVE YOU!!!
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Web browsers imagined as women 24 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I really want all of their dresses. Ex specially Internet explorers. Those are the kinds of dresses I would have in my dream wardrobe. Also, Firefox looks a lot like me and appears to have my taste (When I was little I had a white boa that I thought I had to wear with EVERYTHING and even now I could have so much fun prancing around with a boa)
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Everytime that line is spoken 7 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Damn it Obie Wan, that's Han Solo's line, not yours!
Riddle me that 26 comments
guest · 11 years ago
They spend more one prison food than they do on school lunches. The government is stupid, but we already knew that.
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12 Celebrities that don't seem to age 25 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Of course Jhonney Depp doesn't age, he's a fucking vampire!
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Banning short shorts 34 comments
guest · 11 years ago
At my school we can't wear anything 3 inches above the knee even if we are wearing legging or pants under them/it. Or anything sleeveless/ not t-shirt or longer, nothing that's low cut even if not showing boobs. Or flip-flops, heels
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Oh, brian 5 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Bruce Lee was the most badass guy ever.
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Good to be an iceberg 4 comments
guest · 11 years ago
But you wouldn't get to eat... It's not worth it.
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This post must not get any likes or comments! 55 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I can~! Btw, yeah, It's REALLY hard. If you look up Les Miserables Master of the House 10th anniversary, the innkeepers (the skinny guy and the fat lady) kind of do.
Some celebrities without make up 14 comments
guest · 11 years ago
OMG I LOOK BETTER WITHOUT MAKEUP THAN J-LO!!! And, like, 3 others, but I don't care as much about them.
Oh moon moon.... 20 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Awww, Moon Moon you're not insane- your cute and dorky!!!
British problems 16 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I'm American and all I say is "Good, you?" so don't stereo type... Completely. Yeah, I think most of my classmates are complete assholes, douchebags, and morons (though I keep this to myself- no one likes listening to people complaining) if you find the right people you can get a good small circle of close friends.
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Seriously people, knock it off 2 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Yeah. A lot. People think that just cuz he's really rich he'll give money to random strangers for no reason other than that you asked for it.
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Some girls are too much 6 comments
guest · 11 years ago
What kind of girl expects people to do this anymore? Most won't, exspecially the kind of guy that goes out with girls like that. I had friend-zoned (unknowingly) my bf for a little over a year and now we pull out our own chairs, pay our own meals, open our own doors, and are most of the time playing video games together, therefore insulting each other-LOVINGLY.
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