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Best invention ever 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Black man knows how to party.
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I've probably started war 26 comments
guest · 9 years ago
It would probably be difficult to achieve this without total sterilization, and it also could take a long time to activate.
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WHAT DID YOU SAY!?!?! 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Something about this screams "u fockin wot m80"
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Ricky Gervais' Thoughts on Gay Marriage 24 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Doesn't anyone remember that the church can still say no to doing a marriage? It is still separated from the state. It doesn't have to do the gay marriage. Just saying
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Souper bad puns 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
This is why I have trust issues
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Fat acceptance is murder 72 comments
guest · 9 years ago
You can be born with HIV, but you can't be born with obesity, unless your mom was morbidly obese. Even so, obesity is perfectly treatable, while HIV treatments are still in development (We have found a way to cure the symptoms, but not to kill the virus, and it's pretty harsh).
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Also, someone seems highly defensive of this subject, with a sequence of berating factual people with bullshit and diverting the argument to HIV. Do you have a personal connection to this, guest above?
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Modern flip phone 2 comments
guest · 9 years ago
If the antenna could be used as a Wi-Fi receiver, and could co-operate with the receiver in my phone, I would buy, and quick.
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So much pain in one photo 47 comments
guest · 9 years ago
If I remember correctly, putting raw meat juices in someone's shampoo will cause them to become slowly bald.
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Fat acceptance is murder 72 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Not in it, since it is apparently going too far that way.
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*glares at Lex Luthor* 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Lex becomes the president, so they probably couldn't lock him up
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GOOD LUCK SLEEPING TONIGHT >:) 14 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Smitty Werbenjaegermanjensen lives on!
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When you wanna be fancy but don't drink alcohol 3 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Just stay up late. No hangover, but you still won't remember anything.
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Topical!! 83 comments
guest · 9 years ago
The civil war began as a war for state's rights. When European countries wanted to assist the South in defeating the North, Lincoln pointed out slavery, turning the European aid his way. It was a bit of a dick move, but it was the right one for Lincoln to win the war.
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You do you, grandma! 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I have been plot twisted...
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Anon gets married 22 comments
guest · 9 years ago
At least he isn't also his own uncle.
I visited a friend at her lab today 13 comments
guest · 9 years ago
"That was bad and you should feel bad!"
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ooh damn 24 comments
guest · 9 years ago
*sniffs
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I smell a shitstorm in the comments.
So fabulous 14 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I can't.... I just can't *rolls*
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Get it right! 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I would have never noticed. Thank you.
The tables have turned 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
drop the mic
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a whole new world 3 comments
guest · 9 years ago
You still end up with one wish left
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Why are we not funding this? 14 comments
guest · 9 years ago
The density of water should be taken into account, since the turbines would need to be supported much more and the propeller part would need to be smaller.
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Father's Day in the ghetto 3 comments
guest · 9 years ago
All the fathers left, though
Making a plant illegal 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
It was literally the only thing that they couldn't eat. I guess that's where that feeling of when someone tells you you can't do something and you do it anyway to see what will happen.
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There had to be something before the Big Bang 35 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Unfortunately, the universe seems to be expanding rather than collapsing, and it is inflating at an increasing rate.
He just shut my lap top 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
"We need to talk".
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A baby getting an X-Ray looks hilarious 21 comments
guest · 9 years ago
It looks like they're cashing in the baby at the bank with the pneumatic tube things
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Clever girl 3 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Hydrogen Cyanide, if you were wondering. It may not be the fastest, but you'll get the most bang for your buck. It's usually used in gold purifying processes.
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A medical procedure that can make your vision 3x better than 20/20 36 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Getting closer and closer to Deus Ex
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Just in case you didn't know 15 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Is it the moon?
Learn to laugh, you'll live longer 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
And here I thought this was a smart ass comment. Then again, it's just an ass
I'm sharing this to confuse so many people. 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Simply add explosives to crotch area. Prime it and press trigger. Congrats, you just exploded your dick
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Thought of this after seeing some "brag" that they can't even cook toast 33 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Who would be broadcasting in an apocalypse?
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When I say I'm from Iceland 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
The Vikings really messed with the world. Naming things things they aren't and such.
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I dare you to take his teddy 14 comments
guest · 9 years ago
It looks more like a fur suit
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Reason not to donate blood 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
You may have helped life form, so you could say you were potentially involved in a threesome.
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Seriously, AndOtherStories? (publishing company) 13 comments
guest · 9 years ago
That's the opposite of equality...
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Impractical toilet design 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
It's not the fact that we have something physical in between us that we have dividers, it's the fact that we can't SEE ANYONE ELSE DROPPING A DEUCE.
You'd better not be talking **** 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I do this to people behind me, just to freak them out. It usually happens with several large pops and cracks of my neck for extra effect.
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Exam day 2 tomorrow- at least I know I'm passing the course! 12 comments
guest · 9 years ago
More like 85% is passing, if you don't want people judging you too much.
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That's Tumblr for you! 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Just find the power wire and the video cable. Cut the wire, open the side up and take out the recorder. Then take of the video cable.
Unless you're stealing something, then just smash it or stay out of sight.
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Actually it's probably just cuz buttsects is awesome. I wouldn't know though 27 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Or a branch of a religion that worships the booty
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Tesla, a true Great! 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Tesla's great grand daughter by sass
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this guy! 11 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Dude what's the wifi password?
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the only real reason to fight 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I kicked a pigeon once....
21st century vampires 12 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Skype has an audio setting as well as an video setting for calls, however, i would still think they would use cellphones.
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sure does 28 comments
guest · 9 years ago
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Umm, maybe you should use other shampoo 13 comments
guest · 9 years ago
That is more of a sham-dont
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Problem solved! 3 comments
guest · 9 years ago
"Causally shrieking"
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That time when Spongebob came out 3 comments
guest · 9 years ago
He said chocolate