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Um, isn't that already happening with the Oscars right now?

marry a chef.

It's a work of art, why would anyone find this offensive?

That's the coporate spirit!

Imagine telling someone your adress. ''I live on That Street 10!''
''Quit joking man.''
''No, it's really true!''
''Oh fuck off.''
''D:''

English is nothing compared to Chinese.

Exactly.

meh.

Personally I don't like beards much, but that's just my opinion.

Booo Wesley Sneijder!

Never say no to panda.

the good samaritan?

As a dutch person, I can relate..

Don't give him any ideas..

How about we keep religion off of Funsubstance, and respect everyones personal choice to believe or not to believe in God?

The American Universities suck. Some countries just let you go to college for free.

Feels.

fucking cramps too.

A similair one from Assassin's creed 2;
Vieri: It's your family that cries for guards when there's trouble, codardo!
Afraid to handle things yourself?
Ezio: Your sister seemed quite satisfied with the 'handling' I gave her earlier..

It's a monarch Butterfly!

Why would you laugh at someone's misfortune?

Better be happy your mom bothers to wake you up at all.

My childhood was a lie D:

You can't sit with us!!

This is going on my bucket list.

Bwahaha, that was hilarious xD

Mind=blown