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This is a title 22 comments
guest · 5 years ago
So pro-choice people are now wanting to kill foster kids now?!
Calm down its just a skin 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Stop make games over political
Hol' up. 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Fiona is worthy
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Of course not, dear! 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Its our body our choice our sin to carry to our grave for our own reasons
Japanese are still most cultured and well mannered people in the world 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
They also eat rare wildlife and are obsessed with schoolgirls and pain
Only a few will remember. 16 comments
guest · 5 years ago
That’s.....not how you hold marbles
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At least it's safer 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
S
Sansa Stark everybody 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
but she did it right
Slowpoke ftw 41 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Team Rocket spotted
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Me doing my best 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I like turtles.
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My favorite by far 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
It’s from a movie
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Alabama 100 17 comments
guest · 5 years ago
When quantity surpasses magnitude of the crime
I am so proud of this community
What a guy 15 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Vietnam was one of the best functioning 'communist' societies, and the states attack anything that might prove that capitalism is not the only(nor the best) option.
What a guy 15 comments
guest · 5 years ago
You're right. The Vietnamese were mostly untrained and non violent people until the americans attacked and they defended themselves as best they could with basic weapons while the americans continued to attack with top of the line weaponry. Then still needed to be rescued.
But I'm ok with that 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
That's because the Avengers was about celebrating and sending off members of the original cast. Captain Marvel is part of the future.
Teach em right 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
'MURIKKKA!
Calm down its just a skin 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
acab
Why use two monitors when you can have one big one? 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Because i have money but not that rich
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My cabbages! 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
*AOC hemorrhages
Alabama 100 17 comments
guest · 5 years ago
A few rapes vs millions of murders
Paper plane feels 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
It’s a great story with heart. Plane and simple. LOL.
Did that actually happen ? 40 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Please make it so import have to,do my job.

Or, alternately,
This represents comic book afficianadoes.
Dead snapdragon flowers look like weird skulls 19 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Are these really true flowers, smiley skulls? Never seen these before
Calm down its just a skin 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
This is my problem with vice thier too much of a 50/50 on being bias with what they do. Some of vice really want to provide good journalism on important matters such as human trafficking of refugees. Then there's this shit where they just bitch about important shit.
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Game of Thrones Season 8 Pitch Meeting by Screen Rant 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Well okay then.
Some stories write themselves 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
You realize in the comics Hulk could destroy worlds.. Thor is a god.. and you’re honestly saying she didn’t have time to research her role with a year of lead time? Are you Ben from above? Enjoy your fedora tool.
This is a rare Blue Parrotfish 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
youtu.be/OA3PqJxQkhU also this. You're welcome.
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"influencers" drama 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Thought it was Japan but ok.
Why use two monitors when you can have one big one? 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Forgot to ‚lock the x and y axis to scale‘ on this bad boy... imagine how stretched a movie would look on this thing.... or a maximized window... but yeah, i guess its ok for... ehm... err... looking impressive on a desk?:p
This is a rare Blue Parrotfish 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Put it back then!
Can't compute. Too much stupid. Send help. 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Its a sunburn i think
Physics? Never heard of it 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Thanos’ warship flying overhead?
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I guess fight fire with fire? 13 comments
guest · 5 years ago
#chaotic good
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What if he's just saying it so we don't look for the other ninja? 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Give me something to eat, the boy repeated with his eyes locked on Kawakami’s. He had no fear. Kawakami thought of the injustice of the boy’s penury. He thought of the lives he’d taken to protect the innocent. To settle the score for the defenseless. To bring fairness to the maligned. Yet, despite his lifetime of efforts to bring goodness to the world, here was this dirty child on his doorstep begging impetuously for food.
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The way of the shinobi ends with me, Kawakami decided long ago. Perhaps, he thought to himself. Perhaps.
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Kawakami invited the boy inside. [END]
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What if he's just saying it so we don't look for the other ninja? 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
The way of the shinobi ends with me, Kawakami decided long ago. Kawakami roused himself from his daydream and rose from his chair to prepare himself a cup of tea, his rigid muscles begging him for just a few more moments of rest. He heard a knock as he moved toward the kitchen. Slowly, he turned, shuffled to his door, and opened it.
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Give me something to eat, the dirty boy in front of him demanded. He stared at Kawakami with steely eyes. His hair was matted. His clothes were soiled. He stunk worse than she looked. They only used to beg in the streets, Kawakami thought to himself. Their hunger is making them bold.
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What if he's just saying it so we don't look for the other ninja? 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Kawakami remembered when he received the order from the government leader whose son had fallen victim to Sugiyama’s drugs. He remembered how he silently slit the throats of the three bodyguards patrolling Sugiyama’s home before he stealthily scaled the roof and opened his daughter’s bedroom window. He remembered how her eyes widened with fear when he crossed her room in two swift steps and covered her mouth before she could scream. He remembered how she pleaded for mercy with those same eyes once he placed the tip of his kunai beneath her chin. And he remembered the warmth of her blood as it spilled down his forearm after he thrust the kunai upward into her brain.
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Sugiyama had taken life from many. And for that he had to pay.
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What if he's just saying it so we don't look for the other ninja? 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Thus, he felt nothing whenever he pierced his targets’ hearts, eviscerated their bowels, or lopped off their heads. Wiping away their lives was as simple as wiping the sweat from his brow. But he felt something when he killed the 14-year old daughter of a notorious pharmaceutical executive, Sugiyama Hirotada, whose company made Cotyoxin, a popular opioid that ‘9 out of 10 doctors recommended.’
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Sugiyama made his fortune off the drug but made millions more by selling a contaminated version of it on the black market. Countless Japanese became hooked on Cotyoxin, then turned to his black-market equivalent when their prescriptions ran out. He had created a nation of addicts and amassed his fortune on the backs of his countrymen. Sugiyama had taken life from many. And for that, he had to pay.
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What if he's just saying it so we don't look for the other ninja? 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
And so, for him, it did. Thirty years ago, he wrapped his shuriken in cloth and locked them in a box in the attic never to be opened again. Twenty years ago, he donated his swords and shozoku to a prominent museum with a robust wing on feudal Japan. Ten years ago, he burned the last of the sacred scrolls that codified the way of his art. And each day, he pushed the memories of the many lives that he’d taken to the farthest reaches of his mind.
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Kawakami had assassinated many men in his lifetime – scores of corrupt politicians, dozens of foreign spies, several mob leaders, and handful of other shinobi. All to keep peace among the public and order in the lives of his fellow citizens. He killed to shield the defenseless. He was justice for the forsaken.
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What if he's just saying it so we don't look for the other ninja? 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
[Note: This is fiction. It is a common story line and I did two minutes of actual research on ninja. I just felt like writing this after reading this meme. Anyway, here you go.]
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Kawakami Jinichi, the last ninja, knew his days were numbered. His ankles screamed once his feet touched the floor in the morning. His bones begged for relief on his afternoon walks. The knots in his back prodded him awake each night. He knew in his old age that his body was bearing the burdens that his soul could no longer carry.
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The way of the shinobi ends with me, Kawakami decided long ago. The purpose of life is to bring forth more life, he mused, but we ninja bring only death to the world. We are an antithesis to the natural order with no counterbalance. Our path will stop with me.
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Tart enormous fascinated Narwhal 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
and we do
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Getting away with murder 19 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Pending in Georgia.
Carved from a fallen tree 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
It seems like a lot have been falling from a carved tree much work for someone?
Story of my life 14 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Bulimia doesn’t work tried it
Yolo Halo 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I watched in terror as the Mormons writhed in pain until their heavenly bodies fell dead – only to be reanimated and start screaming in agony again because the booze was still in their systems. I saw them rise and fall time and time again, weeping in woe and gnashing their teeth. Heaven was on fire. Babies screamed. The archangels were in a murderous rage. Men and women were conjoined in one endless, moaning body. The entire scene looked like it was straight out of… well…
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Hell.
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So, here I am in an elevator with only one button that says ‘DOWN’. It’s been dropping for what feels like longer than I was alive, maybe more. I don’t know what awaits me once the doors open after I get to my final destination. But one thing’s for certain once I get there…
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The guy that shot that three-pointer ain’t got nothing on me.
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Yolo Halo 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
It wasn’t until the Mormons that I knew that spiking the punch was the biggest mistake of my afterlife. It wasn’t the archangel brawl that broke out after Michael king-punched Gabriel shouting “God doesn’t love band camp pussies!” It wasn’t the incestuous dance floor orgy with Noah dead center making a literal Ham sandwich with his son and his wife. And it wasn’t when Elijah set Limbo on fire with flat infanticide in his eyes. No, I knew it was a mistake once the Mormons started dropping like flies.
Everyone knew the Mormons didn’t drink. But no one knew it was because of a fatal allergy they all had that was passed down from generation to generation. Turns out they didn’t stay sober out of piety. They stayed sober because a sip of the drink was more lethal to a Latter-Day Saint than being a student in an American public school. Death was all but certain. And apparently, a shot of booze hurt a Mormon more than being shot with a bullet.
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Change my mind 14 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I'd like to disagree but... Honestly, I was a sucker for Shego. Can you blame me though?
Miscreant true sticky Donkey 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
She shouldve been the one doing the snap. Give us ironman back.
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Classic movie, love it 10/10 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Umm.. NSFW .. Hello?
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Chernobyl is a masterpiece , watch it if you still have HBO sub 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Honestly you think of it as horror until the realization of the fact that the show has been meticulously researched and is completely factual
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