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Someday one of these might be funny, but I doubt it.

I see what you did there ;)

I see what you did there

That's one of the things you're never allowed to question: Mothers work is infinitely more difficult than every other task. Other ones include:
-Giving birth is the most pain anyone can feel, so don't even bother comparing whatever you went through
-All teachers are seriously underpaid, despite getting months more time off than the rest of people

Yeah, much better for her to let him run into traffic when she's carrying groceries, or just leave him at home by himself.

I would go for sure

Because we grew up under Reagan.

Finnick or katniss

So ... what? the "political science" majors know where the "missing 95%" is ... ?

WEEEEEEEEELLLLL......... if you really insist, I can be persuaded very easy!!

I still think she is extremely gorgeous!! WAAAAYYYY to young for me but gorgeous no doubt!!

Looks like that Meth trailer I watched go up next door to my house. The family that moved into the trailer got 25ach an a very nice Double wide trailer from olgirls dad. He has $$ but same time don’t want people to know how one of his kids live so he bought the land an trailer an threw them on there. It “WAS” husband, wife an two kids. Husband was in trailer cooking meth. Wife, her buddy, who was married to the guy that was helping the husband cook, and the kids left to go get more supplies. Well about 10-15mins after they left the whole right side of the trailer goes up. An of course it the side next to MY HOUSE!!! The husband and his buddy, husband to the wife’s buddy. They died instantly. The explosion blew out just about all my widows in house and cars. Shit was scattered EVERYWHERE!! For almost a little over half mile still finding shit from the trailer. Solid stuff not kind that blow all over.

What am I meant to be seeing?

Can’t the air be sucked out?

coser

cos

I’d swap AoU for Endgame...

Bullshit. First, there is no way you can get an estimate that precise, as two animals weighing the exact same will not piss the same quantity every day. Second, that's nearly SIX HUNDRED THOUSAND TONS of urine. Per day. Come on. An upper bound on his estimated weight is 60 000 tons, so he would piss ten times his body mass per day. Yeah, right.

In Dutch: sugar spider

Aye congrats! Hope everything goes well!

How much r these

No it’s ashemale.com

This should be a good advice duck, not a confession bear!

Its 10:10 but I'm out in public eating dinner so idk what to do

What movie is this?

Wait... Was this actual dialogue within the movie?!?!

I think that is a waypoint someone set

*baby is born*
Doctor: I'm sorry ma'am but since your child hasn't fucked anyone yet it's officially disabled

Dilute it, it will still work

Ouch

Bring Your Own Dru-- DOG, I mean Dog. Of course I do.

Everyone knows that /pol/ is a great source for documented, objective information, right?

Absolutely where we are headed if the left have their way. In fact, this is exactly where we were under King George. This is the exact reason the founding fathers put the Bill of Rights in our Constitution.

rule 34 is a lie. I looked for fanfiction for a specific pairing inside the Marvel fandom and THERE WAS NONE

Hah, Chris Rock is talking about making sense? Someone doesn't get irony.

Be a gentleman

How satisfying...

I don’t give a fuck about got not everyone likes it

We now this is fake

Not just your 30s, but the rest of your life.

This is priceless.

Bitch please you only got an SKS what are you gonna do pick up brass you cheep as bitch.