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Florida's wild, man 7 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
You had me at “Florida”
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People are arrested every day 7 comments
Right in the feels 8 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
I do the same, but fire triggers my memories of trauma. You don’t “get over it “ the trauma changes you, as a man you try to stand tall, as is expected. Apologies to females, I just can’t relate to your struggles.
Arrogant polite caring Vulture 3 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
I think if I ever came across a situation like this, a dad looking super tired, but the kids are super well behaved, I would definitely make a point of letting the dad know that his kids are wonderful. I would let him know that even though he is exhausted, it is all worth it because he is doing one hell of a fine job raising his kids.
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Wow! That is quite the change indeed 5 comments
Jetpack was my absolute favorite 6 comments
Fiona ? 3 comments
Better shave than sorry 3 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
Is that a spot of hair or is the kids noggin so shiny that's a reflection from the sky?
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4 letter word for disappointment 15 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
My friend did this but had to change it for five cuz we don’t have any friends that have four letters, I was the name she used XD
Third onerous agonizing Newt 23 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
In dhivehi (Maldives) it's called cotton lolly so I'm guessing we are on the approved list XD
Godzilla man 1 comments
Today in White People 20 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
There’s documentaries that feature these people (barcroft tv I believe) they claim to have a form of body dysmorphia 1 person said they hated having a left leg and that the leg didn’t feel as though it was theirs
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Blast from the past 1 comments
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· 5 years ago
I have a google home but as a house sitter I am often in peoples house where they’ll have an Alexa or the Siri version so every time (no matter the house) I’ll mess it up and say “hey Alexa wait no Google shit it’s the siri house” only to then realize they have no ai
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Brilliant ambigram mechanism 2 comments
Spotted painful nonchalant Trout 16 comments
Even programmers are dating now ! 10 comments
It’s a Texas thing 8 comments
El camino 21 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
So why the hell should they take it. I’m going to defend my shit, cause it’s my shit.
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Spotted painful nonchalant Trout 16 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
Great, it's because women work fewer hours or at jobs that pay less (not for the same jobs) that there is a pay difference.
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That's american 8 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
The bottom bun is a disgrace and should be changed to taco’s. Also where is the XXXL ice-cream cup as beverage? (Just kidding)
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Where's my Yellow 5? 2 comments
Three, take it or leave it 7 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
I'm starting a harem with a fat girl and a retarded girl. Sex every day. Put the fat girl on a diet and go jogging with her. I treat the retarded girl well and I get love and hugs every day. FTW.
Tamale Lady sounds like an awesome super hero 2 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
Too funny. I'm living in Australia for 22 years. 10 years after I arrived I started calling Catholic churches and any organization that sounded like it dealt with Mexican people to ask if they had any grandmothers who were making tamales for extra cash.
If it looks stupid, but it works, it ain't stupid 3 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
Y’all gonna cry like a kid who dropped their ice cream come when it spills in your crotch
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Friend's air conditioner 2 comments