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Who knew famousone was a bus driver?

These are NOT the white cliffs of Dover, They are Beachy Head and the Severn Sisters in East Sussex

Perfect example of muh free markuts!

I got some news for you all, the Walrus was Paul! And he's dead too.

:[)

WHERE DO I BUY IT

Nasty fuck

I wouldn't wear clothes if I had to make them myself. What does my laziness have to do with any of this?

Note to self: Next time trying this, make sure the fence doesn't have the chain part above the bar part making it super pokey.

this is the dumbest fuckin post ever

Neil Patrick Harris as Dale Gribble? No. It’s not his range; it’s that the casting is so bad off from the person playing it that it would become impossible to focus on anything else.
It’s a meaty role - conspiracy nut; cuckold raising a child wildly different looking as his 100% flesh and blood. functional but clearly tunnel-vision insane.
Neil Patrick Harris as Boomhauer makes more sense, but even then. Matthew McCanaugh makes excellent sense for several reasons.
I don’t buy Tom Hanks in the role of Hank. We need a person like Tommy Lee Jones. That is the right temperament. His whole staring over the newspaper and annoyed for clearly the millionth time by someone’s lack of reality-based living is perfect. The issue with Tommy Lee Jones is he’s too old. But that personality for Hank.
I agree with Bill’s casting. The closest fictional character to Bill is Donald from the Big Lebowski. He could bring that part and all the rest that’s needed.

So sweet

Good on her for doing all those things that most others can't do instead of spending her time b+Ching about The Patriarchy.

You can stretch to believe that he could be reincarnated but not that he could have his hearing restored?

Zarking frood

Damn you!

Future attention whore

Btch wtf Americans think...they are the only stupid ones not being able to speak more than one language and they think they are special af

More like a warewolf

Great, you are teaching your kid that only two outcomes are possible in a given situation, success and failure, and that only success is worth being noticed and rewarded. This kid sure will have unimaginably high levels of self-esteem.
Seriously, we should be teached that the effort counts, not the outcome, and that failure does not exist anyways, because you learn even more when you "fail".
Less funny that photos of a lil' dude pulling a rope, I guess.

In S02E05 of South Park ("Conjoined Fetus Lady"), two Chinese radio/TV hosts do this, and I always found this hilarious.
I really hope they make fun of us, actually.

Actually, rats started fucking our shit up, but when the first few people died, we (French dude here) thought this was beecause of cats (they're malevolent creatures from Hell, everyone knows that), so we killed pretty much every cat we could find, and the rats did not have predators anymore and their populations grew A LOT and they gave us The Black Plague. My point here is: give the Europeans screens, and they'll throw them away thinking they cause malaria.

My grandma has been a manager of radiology departments for 20+ years and lemme tell you that those little booths are actual live savers to X-ray techs. Like no one really cares about X-ray techs in the hospitals where around here so there’s been instances of their personal radiation monitors (work on their ID badge to limit dangerous exposer) breaking and the hospitals saying “we’ll get to it” aka “there could be a present threat of radiation against our populous or you alone could just be screwed in the event of a future crisis...I don’t care either way cause that’s not important”

Anyone else read it in there voices?

Lovely

French: 100

Oh how I'd LOVE to come visit!!!

I'll be the trash can

For those learning English, keep up the good work! You can do it! One word at a time.
Remember to learn it like a child does in their first year in school. Learn the basic rules and know that there are exceptions to the rule, we just have lots of exceptions!

I didn't wait till 21

I wish she was my dad.

my goal is to sleep more... checkmate.

To the invisible.. boat mobile!!

body pill. i would create a character and have any powers i wanted

Is that a plastic banner tho?

It’s awesome that you clarified the subject without looking down on people who may not know! Awesome job!

Cashiering with a headset while you coworkers trash talk and make jokes about customers

Toby McGuire is my least favorite Spiderman, fight me.