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That's because no one wants a brown(liver)-spotted Dalmatian. Hear me out: Dalmatians are one of the most inbred dogs in the world, resulting in horrific genetic problems. A reputable breeder will keep a very exact database of lineage to help keep the breed genetically stable. Then you get people who just let their pet Dalmatians breed and get excited about different dogs being produced, without realizing that brown-spots are a recessive trait and if one recessive trait get through, so may debilitating others. It's sad that many variants can make a dog more valuable, but not brown spots on a Dalmatian, because of the inevitable health problems.

@metalman Your answer is total bullshit and displays typical American arrogance. You're no more individualistic than any other country. In fact, I'd argue that you are the opposite. What you are is more capitalistic. Everything revolves around money, including healthcare. The people in charge tell you what to say and think, and most of you just parrot it.

Yes it would. Technically, this "practical joke" is a murder attempt.

‘I knew he would miss,’ thought Pinocchio as he sank his teeth into Gipeto’s jugular then slurped voraciously at the old man’s life force until he had had his fill. ‘I’ll always love you, Father,’ he said when he finished and looked into Gipeto’s regretful eyes as he took his final breath. ‘I’ll always love you,’ Pinocchio repeated...
...with all of my heart.

Learn to take a joke buddy

You dare say that Shrek isn’t already hot?

Bet now they’re catching a lotta slack because people still believe it’s okay to be rude to white people.

Fuck off. You have no idea.

Nothing, this meme was stolen from other sites and even then the OP didn't respond

Dry brush, floss, mouthwash, and then brush teeth with paste