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Call the police and and a fire man

I know he's an ass but this is legit cute

The queen of infinite moons :)

Too soon...

*PTERODACTYLUS SCREECH*

No child should have it live through war

"You fucking salmon"

What was this game called? I had it and I freaking loved it

Ship?

Audrey is bæ

Oh god I just want to give her hugs and candy and tell her it's all ok. :,(

They wrote a book about me :,)

Jawline stronger than me hot dam.

SHIP!

PREACH

Fucking love indigo hotels XD

Weird ass fetishes

I want to sY this isn't true but then I'll be called out :(

You're*

Let the panties hit the floor

So are that guys balls

Minecraft just one upped Beyoncé...

Monsters Inc.

Birthday gifts or what you get in exchange for year of your life

Roses are red, that much is true. But that rock is purple not fucking blue.....

Aye

When your best friend thinks they gave you a good makeover

ಠ_ಠ

You're adopted

This so was real on many levels

I cringed

They're to busy screwing teenage girls

Sherlock... Have you seen sherlock?

I want so so e to look at me the way you look at pizza

This is perfection

I thought it was a cloud at first

Yay! :D

I forgot that Timmy's dad was a dragqueen...

Clip your nails at work and then no one is looking sprinkle them into your bosses salad and watch them choke one the crunchy yellow bits on nail…

Electrician gets fatally shocked so his friend gives him mouth to mouth and he survives… but ya know I still ship the hell out of them ;)

damnit cyborg

good job anon

These guys have a better relationship than half of the bitches at my school.

"Worth it"

You are not a robot

Royals... Trust me