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It's ohio. Anything's possible.

'Merican pizza

I have ear ache microbe

I have run over kittens to feel like a man again

Has it ever occurred that maybe a series of traumatic events occur that Christmas?

Actually there's a town called Florida in ohio so the Miami to Florida one could be true (doubt it but still)

Obviously a British paper

What about ozone

When she accepted her daughter doing her hair with a middle part

Obviously you've never used cleverbot

Makes a faith in humanity joke before it was cool

It's an African American albino seriously look it up

It implies they have to try twice as hard because of their physical disadvantage. *implying that not everyone is born equal*

Yolo

Yolo selfie

Yolo

Look! Cuterus is evolving! It evolved into BABY

I didn't choose the guest life the guest life chose me

one tiem I waz walkin an den a bad gui sed "give cooky or dy" so he tooked my cooky an liek if u cryed

Until the fat guy shows up

I agree with this. The problem is, many guys think with their *words I can't say with a school iPad"

So that's where Simish came from

I night text. It's worse than drunk texting.

Wait... So I'm not the only one?

Brace yourselves. The comment battle is coming.

Antilock break systems? Don't most cars have those?

Pika uh xd

My exact thought before reading Allegient

Why is "Not worth stealing" the slenderman symbol? I want to steal his pages.

Well she is Jamie Foxx so...

Fun fact: few if any of the pictures you see on the moon are actually Armstrong. He was the one TAKING the pictures.

My friend's permit picture unintentionally looks like Nicholas cage.

As a straight female, Watson.

Because they aren't smart enough to know better....

Two hot men... Wouldn't it be?