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Samsung galaxy fold screen breaking ?? 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Nice IT Crowd reference there
Non-Euclidean gummy bears 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Oh shit
When you don't feel like going to school 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Me: Are you going to church with us this morning?
Teenage Daughter: I can't....I'm too sick.
Me: It's a beautiful sunny day, do you feel well enough to help me pick up sticks so I can mow the lawn?
TD: OMG, dad, I'm soooo sick.
Me: I'm fixing something on your car (actually, the car I bought and pay the insurance and gas on), can you hold the flashlight for me?
TD: Dad, I told you I'm toooooo sick!
Phone: {buzzes with incoming text message}
TD: Dad, Kristen's having a party, can I go?
Me: I thought you were too sick.
TD: OMG, you're the worst dad in the world. You're ruining my LIFE!!!
Nice to see politicans stand up to Stupidity 21 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Kindergardens and daycare facilities in Germany already have the choice to deny admission to children who aren't vaccinated - is that a thing in other countries, too?
You dont mess with goats Read > To < 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
not sure why it's so popular to miss the obvious point of this but ... the original implies that a group led by one smart/capable/brave person does a way better job than a group of smart/capable/brave people led by a fucking idiot.
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Be nice and patient you absolute fools 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
best way to handle upset people screaming/crying over unreasonable stuff is to let them know you understand they are very very upset. next step is to ask how can you help or to encourage them to tell you what precisely is upsetting them.
never tell anyone going through a hysterical fit to "calm down".
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Cool ass shipping crate house 17 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Bonjour. Pourrais je avoir une adresse ou un numéro de téléphone ? S'il vous plaît
This is so true 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Lol hell no you and that kid wait in line
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Nice guy accidentally creates a perfect depiction of why they'll be alone forever 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Men confuse confidence with being an asshole and women confuse being an asshole with confidence
Please do 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
thank
My grandads inventive use of old shower doors 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
spinace? you got a cool greenhouse and grow... spinace?
Healthcare 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
And then there's Ireland to top them all off. 52 goddamn weeks!
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That face 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I want him
Protection 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
The wrapper is either gonna guarantee that you're gonna go in raw or not have sex at all.
I thought the same 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
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*Inserts clever title* 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Tony’s Taxidermy , you snuff em we’ll stuff em.
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Too difficult, but gonna try 16 comments
guest · 5 years ago
So basically stop commenting on FunSubstance.
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guest · 5 years ago
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Sensory overload! 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
The truck needs some pressure washer treatment..
The best clock I ever got 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I may have misread the title...
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Those rulers 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I know which one im using to measure my junk with
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Samsung galaxy fold screen breaking ?? 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Also, let’s be clear that the review phones did NOT come with a warning label about the layer of film on the screen. There was no warning for these reviewers.
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4 letter word for disappointment 15 comments
guest · 5 years ago
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Canada gets it 28 comments
guest · 5 years ago
It still fucking belongs to the native tribes grrrr
Twitter posts are Funny 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Am l weird for thinking this would be a cool thing to be able to do for my wife for one day?
Stop it. Get some help 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
B.S.
Goodbye ohio 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Yuss! So good
Lets see. 50 comments
guest · 5 years ago
March?
(untitled) 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Left right left right- repeat and you’ll be up in no time
Hands 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
This sent me into a seizure. Worth it.
Neil Armstrong's name spelled backwards 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Just kidding I didn’t even go to the moon
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Neil Armstrong's name spelled backwards 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I am the 3 one I am 90 years old
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The only hero I deserve 28 comments
guest · 5 years ago
She appears cold and he is wearing a coat! He should give it to her.
It's too late to stop her 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
That’s not creepy at all
Warning-GOT spoiler 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
brienne of tarth looks like a founding father in this shot. lool
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Warning-GOT spoiler 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
It doesn't. Right now Sansa hates everyone equally.
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I choo choose you 15 comments
guest · 5 years ago
me not sure if I like this bc its kind of funny or just leave it be bc its also traumatizing
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One is enough 24 comments
guest · 5 years ago
presenting for the dumb side
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Lowly resolute ***htingale 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Best experienced if you accidentally just read the green text.
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Save her 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
i hope someone phones john wick...
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Vampire 35 comments
guest · 5 years ago
fuking creep!! D:
College is rough man 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
In the thief’s defense, who buys a kit Kat and saves it for later? Like I eat those things right away before I’m even out the door of a store.
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Flowers are alright 15 comments
guest · 5 years ago
As a keen gardener of many years this post is awesome! ( my favourite is the light blue delphinium because it appears to be bioluminescent at dusk and attracts moths which bring bats )
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Elephants are dark 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Is that freaking true?
When the legends said something 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Really? Not a single woman?
Du hast 24 comments
guest · 5 years ago
It does sound gross,for good reason.
What it says there translates to, "Ok then. Keep your secretion." What it should say in German to mean the same thing as the original is," Na schön. Behalte deine Geheimnisse für dich".
Sounds about right 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
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