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I thought this was inspiring 40 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Only if she pays taxes.
Time to break the law 17 comments
guest · 6 years ago
This is obviously a law created by a Democrat.
In the background, you can see a birth of a mass murderer 1 comments
guest · 6 years ago
The great acting skills of the guy walking through the concrete is what really sells this. I bet it took all of 10 seconds to fix it.
Whiskey maturing every year 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
No because that's essentially raw alcohol. May as well drink Everclear. You want whiskey aged, mellowed, and with body and flavor.
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Tom Hardy and Benedryl Cabbagepatch in "Stuart: A Life Backwards" before they were famous 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Isn't that Battlefield Counterstrike?
Gf caught you watching other girls 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
he looks really unhappy
"Candid Camera" tries to play a prank on Mister Rogers, and it backfires 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Why doesn't this have more upvotes?
Lemon on a Pear 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
*tough
That's rape *_* 18 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I completely agree. Just because someone feels bad after the fact doesn't give grounds for him/her to ruin the other person's life
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That's rape *_* 18 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Let's not fight please
Normal news in Albania 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I mean, it’s just a talking head, might as well add some tits in case the stories are boring.
My bucket list 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Cum bucket, drug bucket, fuckit bucket
I'll never be that cool 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
this is beautiful
Why did you even ask for a resume? 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
True. But, your resume is not legal documentation, where as the application you are filling out is.
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I Never Saw Her Naked (Spooky Story) 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
this is a great one
I don't know how to program myself. I've always been to lazy to try. 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
This is profoundly true.
A professinal sniper 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
How slow was this snake ffs
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Santa wrapped them 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Superman did not have all those powers when he was a child, they came at various times from infancy through adulthood. If I remember correctly, first it was invulnerability (I seem to remember the Kent's trying to cut his hair and failing), then strength as a young child (maybe still believe in Santa age), then it was x-ray vision (past Santa age), then I want to say speed but could be remembering incorrectly, then flight, and then I guess frost breath because I don't remember that being addressed specifically.
Why did you even ask for a resume? 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I've run into attempts where they "try" to do that and it takes longer to fix their poor formatting import than it would be to just copy paste it in blank. Was super disappointed.
They don't look at the resume until later in the process, they need things entered in so that the HR person who knows nothing about what they're trying to hire can search for exact keywords (so if your resume says "Edited videos for XXXX" and they're searching for "Video Editing" then you're out of luck.) It is as simple as an idiot searching most of the time. That's why when you (supposedly) update your resume for every application you go to the job posting and copy exactly how they state it and rework your relevant skills to match those keywords. It is stupid, and frustrating, and the people who could look at your resume and go "This person is perfect!" don't get a chance to see the initial applicants, only the ones that HR passes on to them unless you're a really small business.
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How do you pronounce it 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
You can always go the subbed Sailor Moon style "Err[like you're making the questioning noise] an us"
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He already knew his future 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
No. He said lions.
And he wasn’t protecting the galaxy he was protecting his country. Germany. “They’ve never been the bad guys in anything.”
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Hail to our overlord 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
This is amazing.
I’ve tried looking for it on yelp 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
He is never going to survive 2nd night.
The villain number one 19 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Beck
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In bird culture it's a d*ck move 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Birds are assholes
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Yes. That's you, beach 13 comments
guest · 6 years ago
*sleeping
My birthday’s in April:( 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I feel that way about every year, between January - April. Life starts in May :)
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N O U R I S H / F L O U R I S H 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
That's freaky who did that
Naan bread 1 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Chaotic good
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Wait for it... 32 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Legend dairy
Brazilian monk adopted a dog and made him one of their own 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
he will send great peaceful and happy vibes to all who pet him... good pupper
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Stralia 16 comments
guest · 6 years ago
i think the proper term here is canine
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Avengers: Infinity War and Beyond Trailer (Toy Story Mashup) 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
This was amazing
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What a perfect name 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Pippin is such a good name for a dog. I love it.
Hail to our overlord 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
That’s a crayfish
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When you put it like that 15 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Well if you wake up at an earlier time then yes you will experience a “longer” day. What’s hard to understand?
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This building with windows that don't line up 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Shut up and give me that typewriter 25 comments
guest · 6 years ago
how much is it
Relationship tweets 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
usually either near the top of the bowl or on the lid of the tank I think?
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I'd like some milk too 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Someone call child protective services
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Living the dream 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
is that a blunt in his mouth tho?
Yes. That's you, beach 13 comments
guest · 6 years ago
XD
The first few are problems too but... 82 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I hope you go to hell.
In The Mound (Spooky Story) 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
These are all so great, thank you
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Yes! 45 comments
guest · 6 years ago
This is totally not cool.
Get a boss like that 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
So you say, but I'm a year deep and making it work.
And then she stops replying 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
A B C D E F G H I J L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
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Agreed 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Nah mate, I just like cereal
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Cute couple 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
This is why we can't have good things
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Gob bless Canadians 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Soooo....all,Australian music.