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Lololololol 5 comments
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· 6 years ago
They also havent realized that they dont belong at harvard
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Interesting perspective 3 comments
Tall people have problems to 15 comments
She looks like one 5 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
Unless it was like one letter every message, but still I still wonder about the true story
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How female relationship works 20 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
Well I mean it's the same with guys and "asshole / dickhead / mofo" (used as a funny friendly nickname) vs "buddy / friend / guy" (used in a condescending way). It really depends on the tone.
You don't need to understand German to see that it is a silly language 5 comments
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· 6 years ago
(Rhubarb Barbara Bar Barbarians Beard Barber Beer Bar Bärbel), went to the Rhabarberbarbarabar to eat Rhabarberbarbara’s delicious rhubarb cake and to clink a glass of Rhabarberbarbarabarbarbarenbartbarbierbier.
Prost!"
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Prost!"
You don't need to understand German to see that it is a silly language 5 comments
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· 6 years ago
The only barber that could handle such a Rhabarberbarbarabarbarbarenbart (Rhubarb Barbara Bar Barbarians’ Beard) was called Rhabarberbarbarabarbabarenbartbarbier (Rhubarb Barbara Bar Barbarians Beard Barber).
The Rhabarberbarbarabarbarbarenbartbarbier also liked to go to the Rhabarberbarbarabar. And in addition to eating Rhabarberbarbara’s delicious rhubarb cake, he liked to drink a beer, which he ceremoniously called Rhabarberbarbarabarbarbarenbartbarbierbier (Rhubarb Barbara Bar Barbarians Beard Barber Beer).
The Rhabarberbarbarabarbarbarenbartbarbierbier could only be purchased at a very specific bar.
And the person selling the Rhabarberbarbarabarbarbarenbartbarbierbier at the counter of the Rhabarberbarbarabarbabarenbartbarbierbierbar (Rhubarb Barbara Bar Barbarians Beard Barber Beer Bar) was named Bärbel.
And so the Rhabarberbarbarabarbarbaren, together with the Rhabarberbarbarabarbabarenbartbarbier and Rhabarberbarbarabarbarbarenbartbarbierbierbarbärbe(continued)
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The Rhabarberbarbarabarbarbarenbartbarbier also liked to go to the Rhabarberbarbarabar. And in addition to eating Rhabarberbarbara’s delicious rhubarb cake, he liked to drink a beer, which he ceremoniously called Rhabarberbarbarabarbarbarenbartbarbierbier (Rhubarb Barbara Bar Barbarians Beard Barber Beer).
The Rhabarberbarbarabarbarbarenbartbarbierbier could only be purchased at a very specific bar.
And the person selling the Rhabarberbarbarabarbarbarenbartbarbierbier at the counter of the Rhabarberbarbarabarbabarenbartbarbierbierbar (Rhubarb Barbara Bar Barbarians Beard Barber Beer Bar) was named Bärbel.
And so the Rhabarberbarbarabarbarbaren, together with the Rhabarberbarbarabarbabarenbartbarbier and Rhabarberbarbarabarbarbarenbartbarbierbierbarbärbe(continued)
You don't need to understand German to see that it is a silly language 5 comments
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· 6 years ago
Translation (not done by me-- I found it on a website called language surfer, by a guy named Ron):
In a small village, there once lived a girl with the name Barbara.
And Barbara was known everywhere for her wonderful rhubarb cake.
Therefore she was also called Rhabarberbarbara (Rhubarb Barbara).
Rhabarberbarbara noticed quickly that she could make money with her cakes and opened a bar: The Rhabarberbarbarabar (Rhubarb Barbara Bar).
The Rhabarberbarbarabar went well and quickly had regular customers.
And the three most well-known of them, three Barbarians, came so often to the Rhabarberbarbarabar to eat Rhabarberbarbara’s delicious rhubarb cake that they were called the Rhabarberbarbarabarbarbaren (Rhubarb Barbara Bar Barbarians) for short.
The Rhabarberbarbarabarbarbaren had beautiful beards. And when the Rhabarberbarbarabarbarbaren wanted to maintain their Rhabarberbarbarabarbarbarenbärte (Rhubarb Barbara Bar Barbarians Beards), they went to the barber.
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In a small village, there once lived a girl with the name Barbara.
And Barbara was known everywhere for her wonderful rhubarb cake.
Therefore she was also called Rhabarberbarbara (Rhubarb Barbara).
Rhabarberbarbara noticed quickly that she could make money with her cakes and opened a bar: The Rhabarberbarbarabar (Rhubarb Barbara Bar).
The Rhabarberbarbarabar went well and quickly had regular customers.
And the three most well-known of them, three Barbarians, came so often to the Rhabarberbarbarabar to eat Rhabarberbarbara’s delicious rhubarb cake that they were called the Rhabarberbarbarabarbarbaren (Rhubarb Barbara Bar Barbarians) for short.
The Rhabarberbarbarabarbarbaren had beautiful beards. And when the Rhabarberbarbarabarbarbaren wanted to maintain their Rhabarberbarbarabarbarbarenbärte (Rhubarb Barbara Bar Barbarians Beards), they went to the barber.
Ned is the real mvp 9 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
The ep where Ned wins tickets to the superbowl, takes homer, he & homer become best friends, Ned finds homer overbearing then loses his rag with H in the church...
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Happiest day in your life 6 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
I was in my happiest moment when I finally found out that my sister has overcome her depression and suicidal tendencies and is now happily engaged.
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A very useful car trick 311 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
Hadn’t used my Freelander for a month.Both sets of fobs flat.Used the key in the fob to get in.Alarm set off,but cuts out once you put the fob in.Once the engine starts the fob battery charges.Six year old car original fob battery.Apparently changing the battery requires soldering !
Oldest computer 2 comments
Not sure what to feel 6 comments
How in the actual f**k did he pull this off 10 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
that was me until i found out she cheated on me 6 times, one with our mutual best friend.....
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Shhhpiders 5 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
Aw dang they’ll kidnap him and take him to the spider realm now and he’ll turn into a spider and be forced to marry the spider he rescued and can’t get saved cause there isn’t a spider baron
Just a tip 61 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
Here in Chile, it is illegal to insult an officer. Not even the finer, nope. Oh , and dont you dare call the popo. Ticket for sure.
The first and certainly not the last 10 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
Did the first white person, Asian person, Native American, Hispanic, etc. get a post/bragging rights somewherem
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The most loyal friend for human 2 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
Pets are perhaps, the only living thing in the world, to love humans unconditionally.
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Real life Mary Jane 17 comments
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· 6 years ago
a beautiful young woman. but if she didn't have implants she wouldn't look the part. sorry guys she's not that busty if she's so thin no woman can b busty and super thin. there has to b fat for breasts tissue to b so big busted. I've a buxom sister and she's built like Ashley Graham. tha ts a busty woman and how one is built. not thin, nice butt .and huge breasts. this beauty is nice but fake boobs. women don't naturally look like her. sorry fake boobs
Oh my goodness!! 16 comments
Oh my goodness!! 16 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
Remember when we had a president who though there was 58 states? What a fucking moron.
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Real life Mary Jane 17 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
she is beautiful and looks like the comic drawing. but she wouldn't look that if she
This puppy was reported lmao 9 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
I FEEL BAD why is ut reported :--( at first glance it looks bad but you take a second look its actually just a puppy
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Harry Potter believes in you 11 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
Well, most of the Wizards didn't have an open account at that gnome bank, and after graduation were saddled with Hogwarts student loan debt. That puts them at a serious disadvantage to all previous generation of wizards, who may have had minor challenges and struggles but nothing like the current generation does.
And to the person who wrote that he/she is a "loser:" I see that you spelled it correctly, so at least you have THAT going for ya'. How often have you seen someone say that someone is a "looser?"
And to the person who wrote that he/she is a "loser:" I see that you spelled it correctly, so at least you have THAT going for ya'. How often have you seen someone say that someone is a "looser?"
Who could miss a chance like this 11 comments