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Gun printer 4 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
Quality joke; will make me happy foR DAYS
For all you out there struggling 6 comments
Found herself a keeper 11 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
Not the guest who posted earlier, but I find these daddy-daughter dances to be weird and off putting. I don't want to stop,you from enjoying it of it trips your trigger, but a prom for a dad to take a daughter to is too screwy for me. I take each of my daughters on trips, excursions, or whatever, but it's never like a date with formal wear, corsage and a cheaply decorated gym, hall or ballroom.
I hear that the girl is supposed to learn that a man has to treat her with good manners, but my girls get that ALL the time, not on this kind of "date." But if the girl in this story was looking forward to it, it's very nice that the guy stepped in and escorted her.
I hear that the girl is supposed to learn that a man has to treat her with good manners, but my girls get that ALL the time, not on this kind of "date." But if the girl in this story was looking forward to it, it's very nice that the guy stepped in and escorted her.
The best president 7 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
I hadn't realized that "zesty" was a euphemism for "sexually assaulted and then had state troopers cover it up and your lawyer wife ruin the reputation of."
Portuguese street artist creats 3D graffiti 6 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
1) That is absolutely terrifying..
2) I want to get one and snip the thin part of its body with scissors...
Am I okay?
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2) I want to get one and snip the thin part of its body with scissors...
Am I okay?
Faith in Humanity Restored 7 comments
Cabin in Crystal City, Colorado 1 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
Whoa! I have a painting of this hanging in my living room! I knew it was out here in colorado but couldn't remember where exactly. Thx for the title!
**** you kid, I like nuggets more 5 comments
Fixed a dent in a car 3 comments
The traffic light on the sidewalk for pedestrians on their phones 6 comments
guest
· 5 years ago
Fuck that noise. Anyone too stupid to look for traffic when crossing a street needs thier DNA eliminated from the global gene pool. Let Darwinism happen naturally.
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Asking the real question 3 comments
This Leopards damaged eye 4 comments
I need no title for this 15 comments
Why didn't I think of this, I choose the power to attract bullets 18 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
So if I had to choose three powers they would be:
Read and understand all languages. (Your language skills would be so evolved that you would be able to "read" the architectural structure of a building and figure out how to knock it down.
And by reading the person's body language, you could 'read' their life too, like Sherlock!)
Travel in time. (Because of metamorphosis and because it's really cool)
And change my DNA at will, basically metamorphosis with other things. (you could get involved in fights with dinosaurs and any futuristic animal!)
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Read and understand all languages. (Your language skills would be so evolved that you would be able to "read" the architectural structure of a building and figure out how to knock it down.
And by reading the person's body language, you could 'read' their life too, like Sherlock!)
Travel in time. (Because of metamorphosis and because it's really cool)
And change my DNA at will, basically metamorphosis with other things. (you could get involved in fights with dinosaurs and any futuristic animal!)
Elvis eating breakfeast with his family 1959 33 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
Sheesh I can tell the creepy house standing by itself full of murderers when I see it
Someone call the exorcist 7 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
She could lick your balls as you fuck her ass. I’m not proud of having this thought
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Just a piece of cloth that brought happy and pleasure to this girl!! 5 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
Kids brought into the world just to live a life that is so hard, a fourth hand dress makes a little girl happy. It breaks my fucking heart.
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R.I.P STEPHEN HAWKING! WE WILL MISS YOU!!!!! 2 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
His writers occasionally write something funny, but John Oliver is continually screaming it, as if he just discovered the most incredible thing, like the actual existence of aliens, which would be understandable for alien existence, but not as much as discovering that some 401k's charge high fees or a politician exaggerated about something.
Sadly this is true, I need to go home 6 comments
That's some neat space saving design 7 comments
Think about that 3 comments
Getting roasted by America's Next Top Model 15 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
As a women in tech, I can tell you the 20% people in my batch are very hostile. Push those numbers down to zero and then call us cry babies.
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And how was your day..? 3 comments
Just remember not to die there, guys 8 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
Actually, I wonder if they can find the your estate a significant amount of money such that your heirs are stuck with the bill.
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Hey, I'm broke too 10 comments
21st century careers 5 comments
Not every business or service needs an app 8 comments
Cartoon room 1 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
This makes me slightly uncomfortable and excited and then I imagine edd eating the bed
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