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*Having now seen Incredibles 2* Motherfucker still got away!

Pineapple, hot peppers and italian sausage <3

This post was clearly a joke? I think you’re taking this too seriously lol

For the sake of the internet this made me laugh

Now imagine if you used the money to open a dog refuge. Your doggo would prolly understand

You thought it meant how hard you hit them huh?

Garlog I betcha cheated didn't you?

@rachee Lawyer here. You're incorrect. Assault is to put another in fear of immediate harm or offensive contact. Therefore, being jostled around on a bus or sidewalk is categorically excluded from the definition. A stranger running their hands through your hair, though, is offensive contact (assault and battery).

I mean the photo may not be fake, but the caption definitely is

how do you know?

That’s a cheeta but aight

That’s impossible, the Indians hadn’t even invented a wheel, let alone metallurgy or currency. If Sid Meier’s Civilization was real life, the Indians were losing bad.

Don't forget the part where everybody stood up and clapped

He could've said something like "You should instead choose someone who will appreciate this opportunity more because I feel like we're not close enough for me to really appreciate it" instead of just going straight up "I'm not your friend, buddy"