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Fatal stubbing 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Why would she say that?
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Every time 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Poor Gollum
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Fox crapping in a golf hole 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
That’s a number two out of his hole.
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My Son Needs to Bee-have 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Why is she not wearing pant? 0.o
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Can't budget 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
you could totally make it with $2000/month down here in Texas
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She's scared for her life 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Actually no I grew up with parents that would periodically demand I give them my phone to see if I’ll get into trouble and nothing I owned was mine or private. Not even my journal in which she will actually write comments in mocking me and if something she didn’t like was in it she would beat me up for it. So no there are other situations I can think of where someone taking my phone would trigger a panicked reaction
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1.6 billion USD worth of gold 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
James Veitch? Your shipment from Solomon just arrived
Need me a sibling like that 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
That's the best sister
Brain fluid leak 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
There's a Junji Ito manga about this...
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Not all heroes wear capes 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
If he meant "have" he would of said "have"
Some people just aren't made for it 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Robots will replace us all anyway
This tree house 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
A tree house is a house in/on a tree...
This is a house tree.
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Pro-fish-iency 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
That Salmon's name is Ella.
This is crazy 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I give facials a hell of a lot cheaper than that!
Because sitting in the bus is too mainstream 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Because sitting on the bus costs money
when you want a dog but your parents only allow you to get a cat.. :3 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Cats are destroying the bird population
Listening to music when I realise 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I prefer to call it 0'72"
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My Son Needs to Bee-have 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Bee-hive
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Groovy 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I hope he didn’t kill himself by slapping a bug on his neck.
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Prolly Scottish love 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Loyal
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Same thing happened to me 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Literally
Wait I'd like to know what's happening 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Look, I don't deny some dudes do that to impress girls, but I can guarantee the vast majority of engine revs has nothing to do with trying to impress girls.
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Some people just aren't made for it 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
but boy I sure hope I am
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I guess kirito didnt thought it was funny 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
How dare you tarnish such a beautiful anime! Begone infidel!
The extremely rare white lion. Less than 300 left 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
cia1 Lion farm? Do they take the lions’ milk and kill them for meat? Or do you mean sanctuary?
If I'm Russian, Soviet 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Did you really oversleep or were you really just... Stalin?
1.6 billion USD worth of gold 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
That would probably worth several tonnes of you can lift that your already a god why would you need gold
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Memorial Day weekend as an adult: 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I'm 22 and I've always been like the old man.
My own comb 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
My wife and I are foster parents, we most definitely are not in it for the money. The cost on our mental health isn't worth it. If you care, the toll it takes on you is really hard to describe. There are amazing moments of seeing a child who struggled begin to truly flourish, but it's incredibly hard work. I think the clinical term is Vicarious Trauma. It's a hell of a ride and we don't regret it a bit.
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They just everywhere!! 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
shit
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Savage 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
holy shit i be comin
Moooodd 32 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I have no idea
Stare for 30 sec then look at something 47 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Cool
This is crazy 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Mutilating the genitals of infants for beauty treatments, future generations will judge us as barbaric.
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As my saying goes; people are stupid 25 comments
guest · 5 years ago
except they do
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This is how my grandma is 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
People be like: turn right
Ok, which way is right if I’m facing the wrong way asshole.
110 years ago a meteor hit Tunguska Russia 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
*all nightmare long happens*
She's scared for her life 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Run away and keep running!
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Hark worker 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
The drink was only .40 cents?
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Genetic engineering 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
goodmorning to everyone except the person who made this
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It’s not that serious 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
"Not gone let these fuckers know I'm a dumbass...."
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Office classics! 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
First
Twerk, twerk, twerk 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I’m Muslim and this still fucking cracked me up haha
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Accidentally invented something 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Ummm like everything. Carmel was milk warmed to long, antibiotics were made when someone left a mold culture to long, and soy sauce someone just kept messing up till they made something tasty. 3 ingredients, 10000000 steps, all taste like ass except the last step. %100 stubbornness is what soy sauce is.
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When in doubt pick C 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Before my first exam at university, some 3rd year screamed "when in doubt pick c" while walking by. Best random piece of advice I've ever received.
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The only thing I learned 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
*studying
*Wrong use of meme, this one is "Guess I'll die"
Don't take this as an offense, I'm just trying to help you improve your English and meme know-how.
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Anyone brave enough to watch this to the end? 28 comments
guest · 5 years ago
It's fake