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Excelsior!!

"america is bad" says the guy (creature, thing, whatever you wanna call god) who committed mass genocide and demands for people to worship and praise him else he throws a hissy fit -_-

Who else read that in his accent?

Forever aloners assemble

Didn’t stop Trump.

This isn't right. Fuck you.

Carton of marlies...

Eew

Blasphemy

Most appropriate time for bulldog sadface.

My parents also got married on that day!

Brobariens

This hits hard, man.

So that when you need to shut down to go to a meeting, you don't need to wait for the update to happen :-D

I'm in charge of this family

is there a link to an article about it?

Damn... No more cameos :'(

Lmao what if the female was like naaahhh I like you as a friend and the male just floats there with their severed testicle like you've gotta be fucking kidding me Karen

This makes me sad.

Hahahaha it's funny because it's disgusting and not actually funny if it ever happened in real life. Ahahaaaa

I hear a Hunger Games cannon booming in the distance...

As a girl myself I have also dealt with guys who I didn't want to give my number to, but I've never been THIS rude. So disrespectful, just walk away girl.

Awesome love it

It saddens me to know that this type of "Military Gratitude" wasn't present when my relatives served their tour of duty in the Vietnam War ('67-'69). Instead, they were spat on at US airports as they made their way home. Utterly and grotesquely sad.

sounds like a horrible employee

But did he die?

Are these the new steven universe characters

So then...they fought LESS strongly for the rest of their comrades with whom They weren't...errrr...tail gunners?

I legit did not know that cow's milk was bad for a fawn.

Ewww

this is not an exaggeration. in fact its an understatement. i can put up with this shit but the fact that have to go about our normal life smiling and working in all this pain is horrible, although i know thats just that. also when guys say oh arent you used to it. like no no we are not it still hurts when you have a massive head ache you dont just get used to it same with period pain and all the other shit. or why do u guys complain so much. like no. thats not how it works. you dont tell us what hurts and what doesnt i am sure if a guy had the amount of pain we experience as well as all the other PMS theyd call a sicky or go home fromw work. but we dont. we just gotta stay and hold it all in til we get home and can ball our eyes out. sorry about the rant im angry and in pain

I'm the young and dashing hero that lagged behind in their quest to slay the monsters, only to eventually stray off the angel's path entirely, step by step by step. When, after far too long, I finally looked up, I was halfway down the devil's road-- so I turned my face away from promises, put my back to the sun, and continued on with a maddened laugh and a lightness I'd not felt in much too long.

She can still give her number.