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Behold, the full translation of the oldest customer service complaint in existence: “Tell Ea-nasir: Nanni sends the following message:
When you came, you said to me as follows : “I will give Gimil-Sin (when he comes) fine quality copper ingots.” You left then but you did not do what you promised me. You put ingots which were not good before my messenger (Sit-Sin) and said: “If you want to take them, take them; if you do not want to take them, go away!”
What do you take me for, that you treat somebody like me with such contempt? I have sent as messengers gentlemen like ourselves to collect the bag with my money (deposited with you) but you have treated me with contempt by sending them back to me empty-handed several times, and that through enemy territory. Is there anyone among the merchants who trade with Telmun who has treated me in this way? You alone treat my messenger with contempt! ...(continued)

Oh wow he's so ready! You needs a lick? No? How about you? Yes?!?! *gentle boop lick

@cycy @defau0lt Maybe he works in a tile/ outdoor place and they let him have it for free? Post did say “$70 worth” not that he actually payed $70??? Just possible idk

What anime is this !?
Fo-for research purposes

F R E E H I M

butt-hole

but-hole

Was the dinghy deflated?

Emf radiation means this is the safest way to talk on a mobile phone

So sweet

Why would you want an open ceiling with a grass ramp up to it?

Ok...and? The point of the Rick Roll was that you'd give someone a youtube link and it was unexpected. But this is just hidden. If the teacher didn't notice...then what? You go up and tell them. Why would they give a fuck?

ERMAHGERD JERKPERT

Chinese knock off. Not god tier Finnish steel.

I still see the man kissing the pig one.
Yuckers

Precious kitty ^u^

Klk came out five years ago so old

Best way to deal with this is to turn away and mind your own business. Works every time.

Until you want to go to the bathroom...

Can't fail at what you never attempt. I've never lost a hockey game. Of course I've never played hockey but I've never lost a game.

~ more bro posts please! :) ~

UWU

Just find them guys with money guys in Osaka and you'll be set

Killing yourself is the very opposite of surviving.

Same here , in high school. I discovered that it became less so in college, and much less the case later with friends I made at work, in church, and other activities. I think its because "friends" in high school are often same-age people forced to be in the same place. The "friendships" don't stick as much as with those you befriend later by choice rather than in HS because of proximity. Although, a few HS friends might stay in your life.

Tell you His exact words? Some guys wrote that down in a book for,you.

He kissed him without consent. Confidence my balls

Still better president than the alternative

Don't cut yourself and your dog!

Antarctica has had a tropical climate multiple times in earths history, as the climate exits the latest mini ice age the addition of moisture and warmer seasons will only serve to improve growing conditions. Can’t wait! Also the idea that we could achieve either an increase or decrease in the environments median temperature through pollution or taxation is ego-driven malarkey.

that is really scary

BMWs? Eurotrash in Texas? I'm supremely disappointed. Won't be long before they try to ban guns and fried Twinkies.

i love pikachu so much

Soooo..:.what is it?

Can you smell what the rockodile is cooking?

*patient cat

Jackie on steroids

Good job, other guest!!

could i make this without alcohol?