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He deserves a peace prize 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Kinda pointless since you can’t tell what has and hasn’t been cleared.
Then break up with her 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
If they're an ex, you shouldn't be thinking about them in any type of way, they don't exist anymore. If you're friends starts dating then, that's not a real friend. Now that friend doesn't exist anymore either.
You're all the ne of them 18 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Assholes get banned like me
So thankful to not be a freshman anymore 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Only idiots and pieces of shit have a hard time
FBI is Facebook and Illuminati 23 comments
guest · 5 years ago
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Cagey fantastic Hawk 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
The last one isn’t even unkind or revenge, just simply treating someone how they apparently want to be treated.
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Squeamish eatable torpid Ostrich 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Pretty sure this would be better with the whole chain of tweets instead of this one
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Always I stand my ground 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
ive been waiting 3 days for this answer and am still hoping i find out where the pun is.
Sorry to bother you 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Too soon...
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Well said 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
He's right, but that doesn't make him any less of an anti-vaxxer fucktard
You're all the ne of them 18 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Awesome!! Hahahahaha
Focus on the causes rather than the consequences 15 comments
guest · 5 years ago
All due respect, if you major in a field with almost no jobs out there/low paying jobs, and then you cant find a job/make more money, the you made the decision to do so and need to accept that or make the move to a different field of study/work. The world doesn't revolve around you and your wants.
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Hans is smart 17 comments
guest · 5 years ago
This is blatantly untrue - Catholics ask for Mary to intercede for them - they ask for her to pray for them the same way you ask a friend to pray for you when times are tough. They don't pray TO her, and they don't worship her. And they still pray to all three parts of the Holy Trinity - God the Father, God the Son (Jesus), and God the Holy Spirit.
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Focus on the causes rather than the consequences 15 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Yea! The problem is all you darn kids who diddnt do these specific things that work for some people but obviously fall apart if more than a few tried to use them! It totally normal for 40+ hour a well jobs to fail to make rent money + essentials in semi urban settings!
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Muppet cupcakes win 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
ba dee bedebe
Fat shaming friday 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Is no one going to say how the title of the post says it's Friday when it's Tuesday?
Get a cab 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
A salad? Some soups would be fine as well. Considering how prevalent gluten intolerance is, I'm sure there are some gluten-free options on the menu.
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Suk suk long time 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Well, if you only own that small plot of land, that makes a lot of sense, actually.
Focus on the causes rather than the consequences 15 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Right... tell us all how it's the baby boomers fault that you took out a $200,000.00 loan to major in Art History and then cant find a job that pays you enough money to pay down the loan...
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*Vsauce music plays* 22 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Apparently she forgot to get good strawberries or cut open the crappy ones she has. They smell like strawberries. smh
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Well said 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I honestly do not understand how anyone thinks they have the right to complain about the practices of a FREE social media outlet. Keep using it or don't.
Best idea 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
“Or we could just nut”
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An Englishman, a Frenchman 13 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Harr blondes r all dumb
Underwater spider!!!! 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
so not even water is safe anymore ..
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First place of my own. Small house in Belfast. Opinions? 16 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Lovely!
Our 1st Christmas together and our 12th Christmas together 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I would only be too lucky if I could have my “good boy” for that long...
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Muppet cupcakes win 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Mah nah mah nah
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Focus on the causes rather than the consequences 15 comments
guest · 5 years ago
The only way this world is "devoid of opportunity" is if you're a lazy, whiny, self-important little asshole that thinks everything should be handed to them. People are making millions of dollars a year recording themselves playing video games, creating unboxing videos, product review videos, random commentary videos, self published books, self produced music, hand made products, cheesy little mobile games. There are opportunities today that didn't even exist a few decades ago. Then there are people like you, sniveling about not being able to make a living working at a fast food restaurant. I know dozens of people that put in 2 to 3 semesters at the local community college, received a certificate, got an entry level job in IT or the medical industry, making pretty decent money to start off with, and now have good paying careers. Make something happen instead of pissing and moaning about what you don't have.
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Well said 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Carrey has become something of a mixed bag recently. Sure, his antisocial rants are funny and relatable and he really just stopped giving a fuck about keeping a good image, which I kinda admire, or at least the ballsiness of it. On the other hand, as the other guest mentioned he's an anti-vaxxer and some of his rants seem like what a 14 year old edgelord would write.
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jesus 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Imagine two idiots both named funkmasterrex next to each other and you ask them to stfu? o_O
Well said 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I like what he does, mostly. I don't like his vaccination ignorance, tho'.
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First place of my own. Small house in Belfast. Opinions? 16 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Its yours.. Be happy and don't worry about what others have to say about it. Envious people are haters
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title 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I dunno... I'd try it.
What a real plague doctor looked like 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Those Dr's were quacks...... and talk about the bill...
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Y'all know what I mean 25 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Lisa Ann.
Good guy elephant 14 comments
guest · 5 years ago
LADY , MAY YOU "TEACH YOUR BROTHERS WELL.".LOVE FROM INGRID YOUR NO "ONE FAN.
A schwing and amish 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
what bothers me most about amish people (who in general don't bother me at all, they seem like a nice community with weird habits but don't harm anyone which is nice and i wish them all the best in their pre-electronic daily routine) is their absolute, unthinkable taste for male haircuts and facial hair stying. it KILLS me, it cancels out every single asthetic pleasure i have felt in my whole life just to look at one of them awful beards or dreadful haircuts like these in the picture. jesus holy christ whyYYYY must these people be so utterly oblivious to the importance of hair grooming.
i mean look at the traditional jews, super bushy beards and all but they look groomed! lovely! clearly owning a MIRROR! some muslim men also carry giant beard but they ALSO seem to care for their facial hair and keep it in line. but do the amish??? noooo, too busy with givine me the antiaesthetical heebie jeebies.
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Cat whisperers 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Lol
*Vsauce music plays* 22 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Best strawberries smell like chocolate
Fat shaming friday 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Because you are probably not their doctor, and how do you know they are not already aware of their weight/health issues? People who are struggling don't just instantly recover. Bodies take time to heal.
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Take your Time. Papa's shouldn't Hide their Emotions. What is your Story? 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Two happy households are better for kids. You dont want to show them what a shitty relationship looks like because you're their example. As long as you don't blame your kids for a failing marriage and maybe some therapy you're good.
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Fat shaming friday 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
You should just tell both of them for the sake of their health as both are mental and physical problems that need addressing by professionals. Both are as disgusting as each other IMO and neither should be societally accepted.
Woot 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
thank you
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Get a cab 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Dust
I don't even know anymore 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Then they need psychological help rather than enablement in their desires.
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Hans is smart 17 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Perform the Rosemary???? Is Jesus making pasta?
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This dog has shamed his ancestors 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
duke is very lovely and can shame his ancestors whenever he likes also i have multiple lamps over here in my house in case he's interested in some more lamp-koncking-over activities.
*Vsauce music plays* 22 comments
guest · 5 years ago
they do if you cook them, tho. genius.
Kowalski an*lysis 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
An*lysis XD
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