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when this is normal in america

Isn't that the autopilot from the movie Airplane?

Death metal induces joy in the brains of death metal fans while listening in a controlled lab setting. Metallica helped with depression and was my introduction to what eventually became a full-on love for death and speed metal. If you’re not wired to love it, that’s okay. I find some music types just so, so unpleasant. BUT. If it IS your thing, then it is definitely and joyfully your thing.

BFD

Is that the bass pro shop in the keys? In Islamorada?

"you're." As in "You're a dumb-ass."

#truth

Why don't the put prices on these cakes

I didn't see that it was ice at first and im like that duck is smoother than my life

No words just

Same thing for animals

Maybe we call it equilest? Ik true feminists are about equality but the crazys are focused on the "fem" part

Cats are weird? Says the species that made teacup rides?

Let him iiiiin! It's raining, you heartless wrench

Ouch even the eyes

yea bc the probability of meeting mr right amidst a blazing party in a club wehre 99% of attending people are shitfaced as hell is incredibly high, aint it.

Idgaf, but i prefer the second one. The original logo disturbs me

Meeting a cutie: me vs my best friend.

YES! YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

And then banged with the wedding dress hiked up for clearance and recited the vows before parting ways the following morning, just to realize this happens the first and 3rd Tuesday of each month. Man that dry cleaners is making a killing

I would contend that extreme hatred of strangers based on religion, race, gender, or any other sweeping generalisation is a form of mental illness.

Big and embarrassed about his hat at the same time

Could have them call you pop

Teacher to kid: who is your daddy?
Kid to teacher: which one, I have two?
Teacher to dad: we need to talk about discipline...
All possibly meant innocent bit could get you into trouble

Beautiful and stunningly creative!

熟女

That's Chris, you know the one that's Thor

meanwhioe, we need a safe space to bitch about college loans and how there aren't enough high paying jobs in the fields of Art History, Interpretive Dance, and Grievance Studies,

I'm 30, my first pet died over 25 years ago. My dog don't know shit.

I don't think a woman could play 007 mainly because the character is an asshole. Straight up asshole. Gave him my keys and he drove my car into a helicopter and f#$ed off into the sunset with a hot damsel and a martini. Asshole

What are the gears for?

Imagine Samuel L Jackman tho

Soooo when does recasting begin?

I mean, a lot of American, Canadian and Australian troops liberated the Netherlands and Belgium from the Nazi’s in 1944, just saying...

Also cheetahs are fast runners but humans are endurance runners so if you manage to get so far ahead of one your pretty safe

New wallpaper thx

I'm a big fan of JQ5's shooter bao

wow, I will be there just send me the address

Don’t mess with a psychologist

They had to cut it into 2 or it wouldn’t fit on the X-ray

took me a momwnt

For myself and many other people Mr. Gates patenting of the computer chip made us believe that we to could find a future in the computer world...

I want to be that important....

No, you’re a lonely guy without a girlfriend who dresses up like a female.