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Nice IT Crowd reference there

Oh shit

Me: Are you going to church with us this morning?
Teenage Daughter: I can't....I'm too sick.
Me: It's a beautiful sunny day, do you feel well enough to help me pick up sticks so I can mow the lawn?
TD: OMG, dad, I'm soooo sick.
Me: I'm fixing something on your car (actually, the car I bought and pay the insurance and gas on), can you hold the flashlight for me?
TD: Dad, I told you I'm toooooo sick!
Phone: {buzzes with incoming text message}
TD: Dad, Kristen's having a party, can I go?
Me: I thought you were too sick.
TD: OMG, you're the worst dad in the world. You're ruining my LIFE!!!

Kindergardens and daycare facilities in Germany already have the choice to deny admission to children who aren't vaccinated - is that a thing in other countries, too?

not sure why it's so popular to miss the obvious point of this but ... the original implies that a group led by one smart/capable/brave person does a way better job than a group of smart/capable/brave people led by a fucking idiot.

best way to handle upset people screaming/crying over unreasonable stuff is to let them know you understand they are very very upset. next step is to ask how can you help or to encourage them to tell you what precisely is upsetting them.
never tell anyone going through a hysterical fit to "calm down".

Bonjour. Pourrais je avoir une adresse ou un numéro de téléphone ? S'il vous plaît

Lol hell no you and that kid wait in line

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Men confuse confidence with being an asshole and women confuse being an asshole with confidence

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spinace? you got a cool greenhouse and grow... spinace?

And then there's Ireland to top them all off. 52 goddamn weeks!

I want him

The wrapper is either gonna guarantee that you're gonna go in raw or not have sex at all.

Baaay beee thot! Do do do do do doo! Baby thot! Do do do do do doo! Baby thot! Do do do do do doo! Baby thot! Mommyyy thot! Do do do do do doo...

Tony’s Taxidermy , you snuff em we’ll stuff em.

So basically stop commenting on FunSubstance.

So basically stop commenting on FunSubstance.

The truck needs some pressure washer treatment..

I may have misread the title...

I know which one im using to measure my junk with

Also, let’s be clear that the review phones did NOT come with a warning label about the layer of film on the screen. There was no warning for these reviewers.

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It still fucking belongs to the native tribes grrrr

Am l weird for thinking this would be a cool thing to be able to do for my wife for one day?

B.S.

March?

Left right left right- repeat and you’ll be up in no time

This sent me into a seizure. Worth it.

Just kidding I didn’t even go to the moon

I am the 3 one I am 90 years old

She appears cold and he is wearing a coat! He should give it to her.

That’s not creepy at all

brienne of tarth looks like a founding father in this shot. lool

me not sure if I like this bc its kind of funny or just leave it be bc its also traumatizing

Best experienced if you accidentally just read the green text.

i hope someone phones john wick...

fuking creep!! D:

In the thief’s defense, who buys a kit Kat and saves it for later? Like I eat those things right away before I’m even out the door of a store.

As a keen gardener of many years this post is awesome! ( my favourite is the light blue delphinium because it appears to be bioluminescent at dusk and attracts moths which bring bats )

Is that freaking true?

Really? Not a single woman?

It does sound gross,for good reason.
What it says there translates to, "Ok then. Keep your secretion." What it should say in German to mean the same thing as the original is," Na schön. Behalte deine Geheimnisse für dich".

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