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not funny

Oh that's spot on right there.

10/10 would watch.

That makes a lot of sense. Funny thing is that this is precisely the opposite of what the liberals in America tell thier minions, and ol' Matt here is a liberal.

M I K E W A Z O W S K I

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yes

what

Well if you get a C sickness then spreads to be C++ N the doctor says the next stage will be C# you are dead

I hope she gets zapped.

He dead now though...

Gotta show off that belt bought on credit

wow savage

r/thathappened

that's link and zelda tf u mean

Venom (2018)

Wow, makes a lot of sense

Can we talk about how cute she is though?

Na'vi

The following is what happened and what happens later...IN MY MIND:
The former owner is a drug dealing criminal, who only kept a pit bull for protection and because it's fashionably intimidating. But, after tiring of the responsibility of caring for the dog, he just left it tied to a railing until it collapsed and someone else from the building stuffed it down the garbage chute.

A couple years later, the mom and kids from the family who recused him are walking on the sidewalk. It's dark when they're returning from the evening's school event. Who should stagger out of the shadows, holding a knife, looking for some easy money...the pit bull remembers that manner of walking....remembers the scent...and recalls the hatred, but recoils in the recollection of the fear it had of him. But then, the man grabs the arm of one of the children. The Children! The pups of his "pack!" No fear; no intimidation; just fangs, and rage, and Justice.

Amount of whining about The Patriarchy by Spartan women: 0.

Im so straight and like girls so much i cut my dick off, took hormones transitioned into a women and am now a lesbian. Not gay

Wheres that grandma meme for this?

Na uh, my desk is at home, got my tv and fridge in sight

Uhhhhh no.

Who you gonna call? Woofbusters!

halloween prank, probably

So the local deer population staged a sit-in? Huuummm

It's honestly kind of f*cked up that when someone gets a gift for their special other, it's automatically assumed that they're making up for a mistake. Just treat someone, jfc !! - spirithawk

Cutie dog on left next to teddy bear showing his paws.

It can play as Madame Masque. We don’t have to see its face.

Bunny butts are the cutest butts!

Draw me like one of your French girls

Helen Keller was the first blind and deaf person to graduate from college

Who has to look that up?

MARV

I’m sorry, man. That’s tough. I hope it gets better for you soon.

I like pumpkin spice (occasionally) and bacon (occasionally). Just...not together.

Well, this is poorly 'shopped

She has 9 friends i take it for her to get 10, cuz ones going to her, possibly

Creed Bratton