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I love cat's and dog very much

They are all from
the dogs to the cats because

Btw the ray reference is to achievement hunter’s Minecraft series.highly recommended it...

steps are always too short to take one at a time but two at a time they're far enough apart. I'm clumsy I'll trip and die. Think of the tall people

Excuse you he's fabulous

Her hair vrew out?!!!

juhiuhihuy

fortnite

nice lol

Must have been written by a woman

as a waitress at sonic, I'm lucky if the dudes who try to fuck me even tip at all lmaoooo

...Who doesn't have to anymore? I have to go between 10 channels to get to that because my back button doesn't work anymore.

:'(

Pickles are disgusting

*suddenly hungry*

obama was horrible

there's father jack

This is huge

Nope

cum

"to show both sides as equally credible, we will give equal media coverage to the facts and truths about ice cream sometimes being a tad too sweet, and the baseless and wild conspiracy theories about a kick to the head curing cancer and stopping all terrorism"
"well, I don't agree with the head kick's policies, but it says it like it is! "
"well, a kick to the head is in my party, so..."

Mother Nature laughing her head off at skanky humans thinking that taxing people and throwing money at third-world nations will stop Milankovich cycles that ACTUALLY control the temperature of Earth, not CO2.

cats end up worse

What's with this 'title' trend?

They're wearing more than i wear to the beach. On what planet is this half naked?

You can also $v€£ each others' )/(&$ as long as you say "no homo" first.

"Mmmm...yeah....10 miles per gallon....ooohhhhh, that's turning me on...."

It's amazing how people start taking much better care of their phones once they pay for their own vs. having mommy and daddy buy the replacements.

Name?

you just ask them if its like sugma

He went to calling her bitch so easily. I think she dodged a bullet

Congratulations

What a cop out. A sperm donation doesn’t make a father, it’s from your heart. If you love her you stay. She doesn’t understand genetics , just that she loves you. Get your shit together , both parents , and put that Tiny Lady first above your stupid squabbles .

true

SK 2000s is...debatable...but 2010s was waaaaaaay off. Way. Nothing to do with South Korea’s beauty standards.

My children and I have discussed this at length. What makes Umbridge even more vile and wicked than Voldemort is the fact that Voldemort is blatantly evil. He makes no effort to hide or disguise his desire for power or the fact that he will stop at nothing to get it. Umbridge, on the other hand, uses the pretense that she is behaving in a way that is “good”, “pure” or “for the best”. She twists others’ words and actions to get her way (“I WILL HAVE ORDER!!”), and constantly abuses her authority while acting as though she isn’t doing anything wrong or inappropriate. She speaks in her stupid, “friendly”, manipulative way, and you just want to punch her in the throat. (Unless that last part is just me. Heh heh.)

Studying abroad in Shanghai right now and this is accurate af

It me gritty

That’s such an amazing face! It’s the same as Jim staring at the camera but more powerful because more reserved.

Ahahahahahhahahahaha!!!!!!!