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Not even a potato

No one ignored it... it's just that no one cares.

Great! Our Lord returns! Your darkness, we wait for you.

At least they're giving you an option to get your account back after breakind rules and cheating. They don't have to do it at all.

Pretty sure animal abuse is illegal, so if they catch that guy he should be charged

Wut?

And you can dick down all your cousins!

I like to collect my sperms which i ejaculate by masturbating in an ice-cream cup. One day my girlfriend found the cup and ate it thinking it was a pineapple ice-cream. Ha ha.

Who will be Russian villain in russian movies then

When it's your last day at job and you dont give a shit anymore

But still fuck mosquito though

I'm eating more

I think that this is a very possible question for a child to ask, though not the second one and not in succession

This guy came to my school to give a talk. I didn't go.

"Could an eight-year old do this?" Said just before he pulls this face.
This is the fifth episode of Season One.

I'm all for this for about 30 seconds, but if it takes 5 minutes i will be pissed

I'm a dad and do that now.

KRATOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that's because they don't understand no one gives a shit and if you want to get stuff done its all on you buddy.

This is way too underrated because of the pun.

Wanna bet he's one of the 69,000 plus sealed indictments...and $2.00 says it's because of crimes against children. Research deeper.

Dumbass

Well honest to God I would not believe it only I saw it. We would just crush them down. Ah yes much more intelligent than us humans. Absolutely amazing my favourite animal absolutely love them.

Dumb

"Moisturize me."

Sad but true.

I wanna see him with Harry Potter glasses

Not true for Irish..
I've been living in Ireland for the past 5 years and they behave MUCH worse than their American counterparts. Screaming on the streets until 5AM EACH 'effing night, even on the Christmas night!! Police (Garda) here simply comes and goes, no citations given, nobody bats an eye. It's considered normal behavior for their youth to be walking around half naked, and I'm not joking here - girls literally in their bras waiting for a tram. 10 year old children smoking and threatening to gut you with a knife. Awful

Well
We can swear during sex. Y'all can only say frick.

"going great so far"
Yeah you better be, cause she gave up her dream and damn life plans for you.

Basically. You want to be precise, say it in german.

Best video ever!.. For those wondering of the outcome: "He followed us around the job site like a lost puppy for about an hour until I noticed a doe watching us from the hillside. Assuming this was his mother, I carried him about halfway up the hill while she watched attentively. I sat him down, he ran straight to her, and they walked off together."

There are no transgender bathrooms or gay clubs in the Islamic Academy school. Globalists are seeking to destroy the dominant culture of Western Europeans and their judeo-Christian morality; when the whites fall the rest of the world will become very easy to rule.

Haha, every time I’ve been in love it’s ended in more pain than my worst injuries.. can’t relate to this shit xD

Hahaha, too true. Sam was the fellowship

This was a good one

And your biggest problem there, my child, is adequately defining "basic human rights". So then, which particular derived pseudo-right provides for free filters, y'know, the ones that SOMEone worked out, using personal talent, work, effort, and resources? Y'know, their OWN effort, which you apparently want to take from them, and give to someone else? Y'know, like socialism.

Interestingly enough, Chicago has some of the strongest firearms laws around. So, how can there be so many gun murders,,since anti-gun laws prevent them?

Am I the only one okay with being naked?

Lololololol an if any of that worries you haha buckle up kiddo REAL life don't use lube, an "safe spaces" don't exist

Hahahaha