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Parents, huh? 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Right...right...you can't afford a house on your salary after earning your Women's Studies degree or Art History or Modern Dance, but,of,course it's someone else's fault. Probably the generation that includes the two people still paying your cell phone bill.
Just admit it 16 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I se what youmdodmtjere...(sorry, typing one handed).
Lara croft 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
One of the many reasons i dislike make-up. Nice performance though.
I was super happy to come home and see odin using his new window bed 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I give that less than a week until the suction cups fail, the cat freaks out and never uses it, or trusts you again. Awaiting inevitable update.
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Two sides to the coin 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Same thing for me. Bitch told me to die almost everyday and had the audacity to try and friend me?
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It felt good when Thanos snap his fingers 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Gone girl. Fantastic movie but god was I absolutely livid at the end.
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It felt good when Thanos snap his fingers 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Revenge of the Sith, The Empire Strikes Back
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Owning a dog 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Yea pretty much
SAD! 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Brexit is like two people going through a nasty divorce. Trump is like the guy off his meds who believes he’s the Son of God and he’s been tasked with freeing our immortal souls from our mortal vessels with a shotgun and half the people are okay with this behavior. Brexit < Trump
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Cunning linguist 17 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Someone call the burn ward!
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But I'm YOUR wife 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
well, then I guess she doesn't sleep with married men
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I can't think of a title but here take it and enjoy 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
how is it a pro to spend all your time working? pro for whom? your boss? your firm? noooo, thank you.
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Chesireinthemiddle on European food 24 comments
guest · 5 years ago
"without whites you'd all still be in the iron age"
How ironic of you to say that as your opinions are the only thing here actually stuck in the iron age
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Now you have cancer! 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Well, he is. Stop crying and get on a treadmill, soldier!
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Good question 13 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Surely it would depend on the rate of conversion.
Now you have cancer! 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
He's dabbing!
My Zoe - 4 year old Shepherd mix 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Black beauty.
Extravagant wedding cake 24 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Dinesh & Suman
Valley of the Lights, Italy 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Valley of light pollution more like it..
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Two scoops 14 comments
guest · 5 years ago
@hyperion you know with that kind of logic I could call everybody an a**hole because that’s the only thing I’m comfortable with to call people and they couldn’t complain cause then they would harass me with their beliefs and restricting my opinion....
Well played, Satan. Well played. 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Where's Hans? I need his flammenwerfer
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Defense 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
What if they are made of waterproof material?
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frienderman 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I would follow him
FBI is Facebook and Illuminati 23 comments
guest · 5 years ago
i am giving a testimony of how i become rich and famous today… i was deeply strangled up by poverty and i had no body to help me, and also i search for help from different corners but to no avail. i see people around me getting rich but to me i was so ashamed of my self so i met a man on my way he was very rich and he was a doctor so he told me something and i think over it though out the day so the next day i looked up and i keep repeating what he said to me. “ if you want to get rich quick and be famous” you need to cross your heart and do what is in your mind so i tried all i could in other for me to do as he said so later on i told my fellow friend about this same thing then my friend was interested in my suggestions so i decided to look in the internet and i found an email address of this great fraternity ([email protected]) so we decided to contact them and fortunately we did as they instruct us to do and later they told us to get some requirements and all the rest… so this ini
My High School Guidance Counselor is friends with John Cena 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Pics or it didn't happen
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Good question 13 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Ok. So would the chicken have to be slapped on one side or multiple places if you want an even distribution of heat? Also, can you substitute multiple slaps instead of one slap?
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Jim Henson predicted the future 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Why you insult Beaker? What did he do to you?
Here it is, the most stupidest sh*t I've done 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
*associated
Here it is, the most stupidest sh*t I've done 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Downvoted for associates pic
Whiteknight vs niceguy vs nicegirl 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
To be honest, it's not that specific. You can be a broad spectrum prick, and as long as you're not hideous, out of shape, etc, you have a pretty good shot at the smash
I’ve been wanting an excuse to post a picture of these hoodlums 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Cute little hoodlums. What made you think you needed a excuse to share?
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Gym bro 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Because he knew he was talking to a man. it's easier when the person on the other side is logical and reasons well and isn't likely to key your car.
Awesome wood carvings 13 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Is it for sale and how much
I found this pretty funny 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
boring as batshit
Daily Dose of Prehistory: Back From Extinction 35 15 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Funny how this artist's conception of homo erectus ergaster looks a lot like today's Australian Aborigines ... just sayin' ...
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Yes, this happened 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Okay so what I know is that originally Metro Exodus was listed on the Steam store for purchase, but a ways through the preordering they made a deal to launch exclusively through the Epic game store. After they had already taken preorders through Steam. So they agreed to take the game off Steam but to honor the purchases of everyone on Steam who had already ordered through that service. Everyone was angry about the change, but all reference to Steam was removed to try to soften their blunder. Just tells you how late I’m the game the decision was made. (Feel free to correct me! Good luck guys!)
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F**k fortnite 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Fuck Minecraft.
May every dog live in peace and happiness 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I came here to look at memes and laugh, not have my soul crushed and weep like a inconsolable infant.
I'm glad she's alright now :)
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Breathtaking view 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
The view? or the ass?
Bad swimmer 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I like saying your username. It’s pretty but like noble sounding at the same time.
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The beatles back in 1957 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Why on earth did someone downvote you? These guys are the best act in history
It has really gone too far 21 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Why don't they start by hiring proctologists to pull the school districts head(s) out of their asses???? These are the people over education for our kids?
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Circumcise me, Captain! 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Just imagine a big circumcised mushroom head on a nice long shaft compared to a 5 inch dick with foreskin. Reminds me of this guy I know
Circumcise me, Captain! 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I have really tight foreskin
Yes, this happened 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Dats ghetto
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Anon is Ugly 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
it's tinder, of course it's about looks. what were you looking for? a philosophical debate?
Meet Pipperoni (Pippy) 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
love ginger cats and this one has the bonus of being a round ginger cat!
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Riddle me this 76 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I thought it was apple too but I guess not!!
Discreet shipping 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Because they're men.
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