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No you draw catdog

What if I told you that not all skinny people eat salads. I'm 5'7"+ and only weigh 120 if that and I constantly eat.

Their names are also the same length and Pooh and jack have the same amount of letters and Winnie and ripper have the same as well.

Yeah, how to park.

My first thought was "why did they censor a pothole?" Then I realized the joke.

But... But... I... Just... But the banana flavor. There's banana right?

What if Putin sent someone to send down the airplane to distract us

God proctects

jwdahl91: excuse me why I never leave my ohio house again

What's wrong with being gay?

What if I told you that women post stuff like this because guys, although they do have the problems, don't realize that women go through just as much?

"Brb"

Does every state think their weather is messed up? Ohio does.

NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND SULLY WAS A COMPLETE DICK WHEN HE FIRST MET MIKE AND THEY DIDN'T EVEN KNOW EACH OTHER AS CHILDREN

Well it looks like Nigel's gonna get a.... SMASHING

At gummybears: Even if it were rape, doesn't mean the "fetus" is going to not be a "fetus." With rape, you could always put the kid up for adoption. At least then it has a right for life.

To whome: You just contradicted yourself. Just because you don't want to have a baby doesn't mean you have the right to stop it from choosing to live.

"Red Sox Fans"

It's always the last one

Lol I was born on December 17th and I literally got two presents for my birthday.

Then my soulmate sings Frozen songs a lot.

If you didn't want to have a baby then you shouldn't have sex

What if I told you that was a Birman.

*insert smartass kitten in hose picture*

I finally get why we have to go through this. Because we've always been friends with her and then one day we mess things up and she's been a bitch ever since.

I wish this was my problem.

But wait... Wouldn't you use the third power?

Why are you guys so hateful? I thought the ad placement was funny. NOT WHAT AMANDA DID. Hakuna your Tatas.

This kinda made me sad... I woke up and my grandpa was in the hospital...

"I saw a bear in the den, eating my textbooks again."
Whatever he's on. That's what I want.

First items in bottom row. Helix fossil?

And what if that's why people have "different" favorite colors, but in reality they are the same color in reality, just different to others.

Backflip Madness in real life

Oh my gosh this is literally the cutest

That person has 6 more friends than I do.

They forgot band.

I had that book!

Yeah, I've been to a hotel before.

What if I told you
That's not a front walkover.

Then you obviously haven't heard my laugh.

It's a real Rayquaza.