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Dank me 5 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
not funny
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Life's not fair 20 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
That makes a lot of sense. Funny thing is that this is precisely the opposite of what the liberals in America tell thier minions, and ol' Matt here is a liberal.
Science stuff to mess with your mind 22 comments
Found in a book of facts 10 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
Well if you get a C sickness then spreads to be C++ N the doctor says the next stage will be C# you are dead
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Anon and the unexpected item 7 comments
Life's not fair 20 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
He should end it with, "and if you do all that, life will be alright alright alright"
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H2O too 12 comments
Cooking up trouble 6 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
I think that would be illegal due to discrimination laws (can’t not hire women just bc they’re women), so it’d be better to just fire the chef
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puppy grows.. his love too! 3 comments
Patrick the rescued pit bull 10 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
The following is what happened and what happens later...IN MY MIND:
The former owner is a drug dealing criminal, who only kept a pit bull for protection and because it's fashionably intimidating. But, after tiring of the responsibility of caring for the dog, he just left it tied to a railing until it collapsed and someone else from the building stuffed it down the garbage chute.
A couple years later, the mom and kids from the family who recused him are walking on the sidewalk. It's dark when they're returning from the evening's school event. Who should stagger out of the shadows, holding a knife, looking for some easy money...the pit bull remembers that manner of walking....remembers the scent...and recalls the hatred, but recoils in the recollection of the fear it had of him. But then, the man grabs the arm of one of the children. The Children! The pups of his "pack!" No fear; no intimidation; just fangs, and rage, and Justice.
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The former owner is a drug dealing criminal, who only kept a pit bull for protection and because it's fashionably intimidating. But, after tiring of the responsibility of caring for the dog, he just left it tied to a railing until it collapsed and someone else from the building stuffed it down the garbage chute.
A couple years later, the mom and kids from the family who recused him are walking on the sidewalk. It's dark when they're returning from the evening's school event. Who should stagger out of the shadows, holding a knife, looking for some easy money...the pit bull remembers that manner of walking....remembers the scent...and recalls the hatred, but recoils in the recollection of the fear it had of him. But then, the man grabs the arm of one of the children. The Children! The pups of his "pack!" No fear; no intimidation; just fangs, and rage, and Justice.
Sparta 12 comments
Beat that! 1 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
Im so straight and like girls so much i cut my dick off, took hormones transitioned into a women and am now a lesbian. Not gay
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Nobody read dis 5 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
It's honestly kind of f*cked up that when someone gets a gift for their special other, it's automatically assumed that they're making up for a mistake. Just treat someone, jfc !! - spirithawk
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Stupid people 6 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
Other guest please take a geography lesson. Or look at a map. Some "stan" countries aren't war torn or full of danger.
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Try to find me 63 comments
Marvels new villian 8 comments
****ing Millennials 9 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
'Gen Y' was the original term for what people are now calling 'Millennials'. I personally prefer the term 'Gen Y'... or even 'Gen Why?'
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This is true love guys 7 comments
Internet funnymen 20 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
I like pumpkin spice (occasionally) and bacon (occasionally). Just...not together.
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Daddy is rich 20 comments