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Tree flaggelated sperm up in your face

u slab of meat >>::((

Salt, pepper, fresh garlic, fresh Rosemary

So....she's wearing it because she's ugly?

Total bullshit

Part of it is how carefully specific they get, "#1 Kid's Animated Film this week" "#1 Action Movie opening last weekend" (only #1 because there were no other [genre] films, or specific type opening that weekend, etc.)

0° is a cool breeze, not “pretty cold”

What? I don't get it.

Fucking asshole

Why would you even rip a letter open that far down? You’d tear up whatever’s inside anyway

where'd you dig this up, 2007 imgur archives?

For a half second when I saw the ending I thought she was preparing to eat the snail. lol took me a sec

King vader and Queen palpatine

This art piece is from a museum in Indiana

cum

sweet little puppo, having a good time with his hooman, smiling for the camera while doing a float out on the water

Lol.

really tho... what was the joke here? Is it just that they have shit on their faces? wtf?

Do we mean they put in 22300 kg instead of 22300 lb? 22300 lb of fuel is more than twice as much as 22300 kg.

Quality content.

OMG...I'm triggered. I need my safe space.

Subby's title makes me weep.

But how does he pee?

But the cops will be forced to stand and salute instead of arresting the suspects.

Never seen 0.9. Just 0.5 and 0.7

i read this to my dad thinking, oh this is a relatable funny, but he got very concerned that i was not eating enough potassium and it started a whole thing

*yawn

Yeah, just like men don't talk about the problems on the field but instead take a gun and kill everyone

The only time I left my cart was when I go do the grocery shopping by bicycle. I'll load my bike (bike bags and back wheel rack) and than I have to leave the cart since I can't push both at once and can't leave my paid groceries unattended. I feel bad everytime, but at least the bike rack is by the entrance so it's easy for someone to collect the cart.

so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and i'm pretty sure its Rosie the Riveter, not the "we can do it" lady

Rape jokes are not fun related

*that prove Canadians are awesome and adorable.

Why is that Xxx Ten Stations rapper in heaven?

Super accurate

As someone who was a cashier and only got to get carts on occasion, I relished when someone pushed a cart far away because it gave me a reason to take a walk and quit standing on my feet serving rude people. I still don't push my carts in because I hope there is a teenager somewhere getting a much needed break.

A rat protecting a rat :)

As a retired Air Force I can say with the upmost confidence that this is true (except S.P.s they are Army grunts). It will always be SP not SF!

That’s the opposite of a problem.

You should see some Japanese animation.