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Disagreeable drab disgusting Squid 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Actually human corpses are prone to spreading diseases, that’s why it’s historically so popular to burn dead bodies in pyres.
I'm not Lion it's There 60 comments
guest · 5 years ago
It took less than 30 seconds
Just an act of kindness 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
She knew they hurt , it’s a valuable learning experience
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Humans are trash, change my mind 15 comments
guest · 5 years ago
All this crap MIGHT have some degree of validity .. IF there was one, just one, properly peer-reviewed, properly duplicated, properly confirmed, properly investigated, study that DEFINITIVELY and CAUSALLY links increased CO2 to planetary temperatures.
There isn't. Hypothesis therefore falsified. "Catastrophic anthropogenic global warming" therefore revealed as the complete and utter bullSHIT marxist waffle that is is.
Drop the mike.
Well,that was unexpected 13 comments
guest · 5 years ago
No wonder she had to use a gun ...
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Fabulous idea 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
They do, you get updates as it's being tested, about which hospital it is sent to, and when it is used.
Germany will always be Germany 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Maybe. But probably though.
It's also cold 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Suck it bitch .. It will be back
Me at the buffet 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
How to be a whale 101.
All I can say is someone sure can strap down a tractor! 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
“That’s not going anywhere”
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Typically my father 17 comments
guest · 5 years ago
It's actually bad to take some pills without water. They irritate the throat and cause problems.
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will we ever study though? (nope) 19 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Ha this is a really funny studying thingy I will be sure to tell my teacher that when she asked
This made me happy, it is so hard to fight against those big companies specially in 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Source? Sorry, but I am not believing this sort of news without a source.
Germany will always be Germany 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
pretty sure that's not what we're planing
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Gotta love it when your best friend is a lion 25 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I love the giant cat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alternative ending 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I vastly prefer this ending
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Tom cruise 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
The Tom Cruise ship
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In today's episode of destroyed in seconds 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
True...but knowing she's stupid certainly helps.
Modern medicine! 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Here’s what needs to be understood though, doctors have a specific amount of time, typically, to see a patient. If the patient shows up, even if they show up late, the doctor is /required/ to give them their full appointment time. That delays every other patient afterward. The doctor is just following protocol. Even if a patient comes in an hour late, the doctor is /required/ to try and still squeeze them in. My mother is a doctor and I can’t tell you how many times she came late to pick me up as a kid because her entire schedule had been pushed back by some inconsiderate assholes who think the clock on the wall works for them. It usually isn’t the doctors that show up late.
Thahs mah secret cap'n 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
The "Nobody" part of this meme isn't necessary
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Catch them all 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Agreed. So, applying that rule, what should I do when I get a call from work on MY TIME, or if I stay a few minutes late to finish a task, and right before leaving see an email arrive titled "URGENT!!! Please read right away! EMERGENCY!!"?
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I will try and bring some humor to your bot infested lives 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Doctor strange didn't even save him. It was captain marvel. ????‍
God dammit ! 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
My entire time at amusement parks
Betty 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Damn whos the one on the right
what 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
flowers and blowjobs are not even in the same league. it's very healthy and necessary to verbally talk about ones desires in the sexual area because the wishes and turn-ons vary so immenselly between individuals. being able to ask for something in the bedroom and being indulged by your partner on the basis of mutual affection and respect is one of the nicest things one can have in life.
flowers however, are a different thing all together. we do not have to clearly communicate when and how we want to recieve flowers, other than pollen allergies, there are little to no circumstances where one wouldn't be able to enjoy flowers (while initiating a blowjob when one doesn't want to have sex might be largly unenjoyable so to speak) and you don't need one's permission to bring them flowers.
so, overall, do get people flowers spontaneously on way home from work but rethink giving people blowjobs in the spur of the moment on the way home, especially if you use public means of transportation.
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Raspy exuberant adamant Tiger 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
good.
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Thoughts? 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
The old meat thermometer
Whatever works! 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
If people go to vote whootherwise wouldn't vote, just because Pokemon are at the polling places, the country will not be better off thanks to their votes.
'Murica 21 comments
guest · 5 years ago
*fat*
I agree 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I THINK this is sarcastic.
However, yeah, is peaceful. Male conversation is seen as not needing approval because it’s done by male. Female conversation - any female activity - is subject to doubt and needing justification for a lot of people. To the point that many females realize it young, although it takes a while to verbalize.
At first, you think it’s because males are having better, more valuable conversations. Then eventually the penny drops and you realize it’s because females get way more questions and requests to self-justify. So to avoid that, some girls spend lots of time with males. That way, they won’t have to account for just breathing. They get the sexism pass by proxy. Not being laughed at or shamed just for hanging out and living life should be the default for all humans, but it’s not.
IMO, this is the root cause for the anti-pink stance most people eventually grow out of.
Beautiful art 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
It was like scrolling trough a lifetime of imagination and exploration.
They are practically begging us to stop melting the planet 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
1. 'Spose they would be if they COULD form a rational scientific thought pattern.
2. "Spose it would matter IF "human-caused global warming" was actually real
Twitter will ban him soon 43 comments
guest · 5 years ago
...body? It is simply precarious of one to continue to persist in trying to seek redemption for a body when the body itself is actively encouraging and enforcing the participation of one or more incredibly dangerous or scarring activities that prove to provide significant harm.
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Twitter will ban him soon 43 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I can kind of understand where guest_ has gone, but by the same token I simply disagree. If the culture itself demands that the practitioners tolerate and/or encourage a condemnable action, then one may denounce the culture for its responsibility in continuing said action. This, by no means, is to say that the culture in question has zero worth or is completely without its own moral code. However, by condoning the action and allowing it to persist despite its danger to the health of the human subjected to the action, the culture becomes responsible for the maiming of the very people who practice the culture. It no longer becomes an issue about the individual or the idea that perhaps the people are confused. It is a social norm, and thus is a part of the culture of the general population in that area. When that population can be said to be a part of that culture which holds a condemnable action, can we not hold the culture responsible for the crime of harm/mutilation of a human...
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Constant velocity in action 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
This is why you'd die if you jumped at the last second in a falling elevator.
What pixar has taught me 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I dont think the finding Nemo one was very happy
Steve's ending Tony's ending 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Who is crying? You're crying.
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Impossible 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Tony’s parents died in a murder-suicide, not by the Winter Soldier. They faked that video to spare Tony so he wouldn’t know what Howard did.
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Big chonk 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
The thumbs!
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Japanese are still most cultured and well mannered people in the world 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I once got permanently kicked out of class by a Japanese teacher for putting my feet up on an empty plastic chair during a movie break day because it was against his sense of manners.
My mom did this 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
It was always my responsibility to make sure I got up on time for school.
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Best argument ever 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Eh, not with the right comeback. "Nah, this mama didn't /have/ to teach me. But cookin' a nice dinner takes more than a couple of pumps and one lick."
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Sounds 'bout right 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
This is a good meme format. Congratulations. Use it again. Please.Thank you.
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Shoulder-waist ration of a Dorito. 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
That is what we call a Dorito bod
*cries and then melts* 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
That's so true! When it's actually hot and you need something cold, it's NEVER there!!!!!!
LEGO fleshlight 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
My pp tried to pull its foreskin around itself for protection after seeing this pic
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Finding the jackpot 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
There is absolutely no way I would let the crown have it! I would destroy it before they got their grubby mits in it!
This is a beautiful game 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
If only they were about assassins.....
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Light off 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Great, now I won’t be able to sleep tonight.