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What a bean 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I hope that she has outside access while u r gone;)
what 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Name and address please. I'd like to pay them a friendly visit.
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Who wants to live there with me ? 45 comments
guest · 5 years ago
The response language is deplorable! Can't these buffoons come up with appropriate language!
I'm not crying, you're crying 13 comments
guest · 5 years ago
You guys are all gay.
Check out these flowers that look like tiny hummingbirds! 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
It’s called a Parrot Flower because it’s supposed to look like a Parrot
Usa usa usa 16 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Check out american vs. australian oppossums!
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Capricious lazy abundant Giraffe 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Its a joke, and no he's not
Happy Canada Day 32 comments
guest · 5 years ago
No
Things you won't see on Harry Potter part 2 17 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Ha
Fahrenheit vs Celsius 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Celsius is better because water freezes at a satisfying 0 degrees rather than just random number
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Seriously? 13 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Living up to your username, I see
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I'm not crying, you're crying 13 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I’ve never cried over a comic strip
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Credit to IG user @jdrift01 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
wholesome title
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My Dumb ass 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Maybe it's battery operated with speaker, no need to blow it. Just connect it to the helmet to simulate people playing flute. I took this post way too seriously.
Fahrenheit vs Celsius 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
*tounge popping noise*
Noice
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Too hot 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Oh. Oh no that's not gunna do
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Haven't seen a meme with this yet. Do with it what you will 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Don't trust a fat after Thanksgiving!
Shut up karen 34 comments
guest · 5 years ago
So what you are saying is Ben got a taste of his own medicine and was exposed.
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Haven't seen a meme with this yet. Do with it what you will 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
“That’s what Elton John’s penis looks like??”
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The sad truth 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Nah. Just rose colored hindsight. People were offended by way more stuff back then. What they really mean is "why can't I say hateful things about people just living their lives without people calling me trash! I liked it better back when you could beat them just for being alive".
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Thor discovers the parallel universe the first time 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
They are a mess and fail on such a fundamental level.
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Jesus-Christ coming back to earth (2019, colorized) 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I must say, cd projekt red has done a hell of a job enhancing keanu through memes before the announcement of his role in 2077
Onerous ethereal Quetzal 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
This happend at the 75 anniversary of d-day a month ago. They forgot to Install the ramps for the vets. We had Colonels and Command Sargent Majors from the ranger regiment to help carry them in their wheel chairs up a small but steep hill. Except Ernie he was a glider trooper and ran his ass up and down that hill at 97 and said he didn't need help. Absolute mad lad.
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Oh. I'm scared! 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Ankle Shredder.
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Shut up karen 34 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Ok @guest_ Time for math! (All numbers are rough estimates, via Google and reference the USA, where Shapiro is based) There are 950,000 doctors to be found. We'll split the difference and say 78% are married, making 741,000 spouses. But wait! Based on context we want a non-medical-professional as the spouse, which would be 60% of marriages or 444,600 outside-the-medical-field husbands and wives. 182,250,000 people are married, but the odds of Ben Shapiro being married to a doctor is less than a quarter of a percent, or one in 410. The overall odds of anyone, including doctors, having a doctor spouse is one in 344 or less than a third of a percent. So your 3 times more likely to belong to the wealthy 1% than actually marrying a doctor.
TL;DR Marrying a doctor is really fucking rare!
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Don't worry it's only 3.6 roentgen 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
That is the most Russian description
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Characters we would've loved to see before the show ended 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Top right is not Syrio Forel. He is Daario Naharis. Daenerys Targaryen lover..
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Haven't seen a meme with this yet. Do with it what you will 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
When Megan asks if they can grill out on the 4th.
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Sauceyy 14 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I'm guessing that the person that said this cheated and isn't mature enough to accept the responsibility of their actions.
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Mission report June 20th 2019!! 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I just ordered a pizza....and garlic knots. :)
Pass the longbow 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
We don’t know what happened, don’t joke about it
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Sauceyy 14 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I strongly disagree @thekaylapup . Your actions are your own, and unless it's under duress, having sex with someone is always voluntary. One person's actions should never be blamed on another person's actions who has zero input in the situation. The cheater is taking full control of what's happening, therefore they must also take full blame. You may not be aware, but your argument is scary similar to arguments made by all abusers (physically, mentally, emotionally) who still want to make the "relationship" work. And what is cheating but a form of emotional and mental abuse? They often want forgiveness for what they did and promise change, but also blame the victim and that is never, ever what really happened. Foisting the blame is never the way to true change. And ask any child that grew up in an abusive home, an objective observer that will tell you cycles are rarely broken, but promises are. There is NO excuse for ANY type of abuse, and the aggressor alone is to blame.
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Hey 90s kids.. 'member JNCO? 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
So comfortable.
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Who was in charge of names? 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Human milk
That s how the world works 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
The defining attitude of a generation - outrage, disappointment, and dismay at the direction of society but so long as people can watch cat videos on their phone and order new dish soap of Amazon for 10 cents less while they take a shit - they’re happy to watch the world burn
Appreciate the moment 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Aww love you too!
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Capricious lazy abundant Giraffe 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Maybe he’s training for something more challenging and wanted to test out his equipments... you never know the full story at a glance. Stop being so judgemental I know it’s hard but at least try thnx
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Haven't seen a meme with this yet. Do with it what you will 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
The face I make when I see my bank statement.
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I'm not crying, you're crying 13 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Dogs are worthless creatures and the world would be better without them.
Inspiring word. 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Word. This was super popular on the “Quote of the Day” section in the Publisher today.
Love, death + robots renewed for season 2! 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I jacked off to the second episode with the girl with nice titties being chased by that guy so many times
When your mom wants to play with you instead of make you a sandwich 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Somebody getting hurt + good ol' sexism = ...fun for the whole family? Sorry to be THAT dude, but how is this funny?
I will start to post creatures you might not have seen before. Today it's the Maned 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Looks like a fox that plays in the nba
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Good good strawberry vibes 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
"she literally vibrates with anticipation" is a sentence I wish I could say more often.
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Donuts 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
This is just about the quantity of sugar. How many teaspoons of oil in a donut?..
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Ricky Gervais weighs in 13 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Also milkshakes have become water and quick dry cement.
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Spend the money on war instead 30 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Move to Scandinavia and shut the fuck up.
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