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You'll be like, "at least I'm not as ugly as that person."

When the bacteria naturally living in the fish starts to eat the fish (cause it's dead), it causes gas as a by-product. Enough time passes and the gas builds up to the point where the dead fish floats. This is also true with humans, so please weigh your victims down if you don't want the bodies to be discovered.

See my comment above.

It's because hardcore porn in Japan is illegal so they pixelate/blur the naughty bits to make it legal. But simulated sex (tentacles and the like) is legal. Weird, right? Anyway, there's a hole in the picture, so it's being censored.

Puberty, it's kind to some people.

And there's still much more, but I've bored you'll enough.

Because mexicans eat beans often. Racists are not known for being clever.

I wish I could. I'm like a bird, I'll be listening to my music, turn off the lights to get into my grooves, and then quickly fall asleep while sitting.

I'm not racist, one of my friends is black, or at least a movie I saw had a black person in it.. And you're racist for thinking I'm racist, because where I live, there are not racists. So there!

Tropic Thunder yo.

Because it's the opposite of locking your doors. It shows trust.

Customer calls billing. Instead of telling problem, customer screams loudly and high-pitched into phone. Representative in billing cannot understand what is being said in the screams. Representative tells customer to calm down and talk instead of high-pitched screaming. Customer does not and continues to scream loudly and high-pitched. Representative realizes customer is not calling to discuss billing, just to scream. Representative hangs up. Two minutes later someone calls billing. Another representative picks up the phone this time. It's the loud and high-pitched screaming customer who it still screaming loudly and high-pitched. Second representative tells the first representative, "It's for you." because first representative talked to screaming customer and has a repore (understanding) with the customer. That's the joke. If you still don't get it, work in customer service and you will soon understand why this is funny.

Actually, it's believed that blond and brown are both genitic mutations, and red and black hair were there from the beginning. Red and black hair are both mentioned in the bible and the oldest corpses (mummys) in the world ever found have either red or black hair. Saying shit about people with red hair is just hate for the sake of hate. Redheads have no control over their hair color just as everyone else has no control over their skin color. If I made a post about blacks don't commit nearly as many crimes as people say they do...because they're already in jail where they belong, I would be downvoted rightfully so. So why is this prejudice OK? Spreading bigotry is never the right or funny thing to do, I don't care how many of your friends think it is.

These strawberries are normal, it's just the ones you buy in the store have had all the funky ones picked out.

Don't be a douche. Ducks walk like that because that's how they're built, not because they have parkinson's from eating bread.

My sister's friend cuts herself. She showed me her scars and fresh marks and I told her that if she needed help, I would be there to get her some. The friend told me no because she didn't want anyone to see her scars. Yet she showed me the first time we met before she even knew I was her friend's sister. There is no bravery in being an attention whore.

Six minutes! How does he not pass out and drown!?

They've already been measured and that's how much they weigh. The three zeros in 10.000 are because silver is labeled down to the thousandth.

Well stupid people are very easy to make money off of.

Strawberries reproduce by both seeds and asexually. Your naivete amazes me and your teacher should be smacked. All annual commercial crops reproduce by either seeds or seeds and asexually, such as garlic, potatos, jerusalem artichokes and many more. That's right, potatos produce seeds that will grow new potato plants. It's by the seeds that we get new varieties. But the seeds might not grow to the plant you want to eat, as most food crops are usually hybrids and won't produce in like or the seeds might become tainted from a cousin species and make unappealing hybrids. If you're planting strawberry seeds for strawberry plants, it sounds like your growing wild or alpine strawberries, they're both a heirloom varietiy that will produce in like. But they will also reproduce asexually, along with seeds like all annual commercial crops.

An ancient symbol for the sun?

It's edible, but it won't taste good.

I'll save you all the trouble, "ho" is short for "whore" while "hoe" is something you garden with.

I'm pretty sure his name is Mikey.

You also don't cut your own fries, but that doesn't mean they're not cut.

I would be more concerned when the plane makes turns and the sudden lift on one side and fall on the other makes everyone vomit.

It comes to you pre-seasoned.

I mean German.

Actually, English is an off-shoot of Germen.

A wingless, legless dragon is a wyrm.

I'm not a prude, that's not a parent kissing a kid, nor should it ever be seen as that.

you want to mate with them?