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Spoiler-man 6 comments
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· 6 years ago
little, tom can't hold secrets
Selective hearing 4 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
Why wouldn't you just say their name and tell them to come to you then? Understanding subtlety isn't my strong suit so I feel like if my parents' had done that to me growing up it would've saved me from a lot of annoyance and pointless yelling back and forth where I figured if what they were yelling about was actually important they would've said so.
Clever 7 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
Still, how the heck he got a finger nail in his eyes though? Did it flew like a rocket when he cut it?
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Ships 8 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
No one has but the OP. Thank German military command for keeping good records, tho’. frostbite sounds like a Russian mouthpiece
Fully shaved Chewbacca 2 comments
Responses to Being Stabbed 9 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
Completely ignore it or fail to notice, spend the rest of the scene carrying on like it isn't there while everyone ELSE freaks out, or until it inconveniences you. THEN ask if that was always there
Eye colour - What is yours? 130 comments
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· 6 years ago
Electric Blue, never knew why people commented on my eyes, since their color, and size are my downfall. Big, blue eyes are usually the ones nearly blind like me.
Im no good at push ups 15 comments
I need this remote 4 comments
The Rock now has a Pebble 15 comments
So inspiring 5 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
Water is not lame, water is life. Therefore, she's tattooed life, and life is the ultimate experience. Ergo, not lame.
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A great way to avoid getting caught 10 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
We are legally allowed to drive with a small amount of alcohol in our system so where is the line drawn for weed?? One marijuana? Two marijuanas? Three?
Quality friends over quantity 6 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
Have you ever carried a 100 pennies in your pockets? The weight will pull down your pants and rip up your pockets! 4 quarters are much lighter and are worth the same!
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Anon gets a new Step Mommy 10 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
By my calculations OP has to be at least 33 years old for the relation to be legal, and 45 for the relation not to be creepy
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Dragon food 7 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
My mall near me does the same thing but it’s like ice cream type stuff in liquid nitrogen :D
Stupid Youtuber 18 comments
How to grow an avocado tree 13 comments
Sneak 100 23 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
Thank you for finding something else to use besides that damn bear grylls improvise shit.
Proud father 7 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
It’s not the universe that’s spectacular, but western society. You’re welcome.
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A great way to avoid getting caught 10 comments
My cow friend 7 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
Did you know that pigs are also smart enough that they can play the really simple attari games? I mean they suck at it lol, but they show memorization capabilities and an ability to put 2 and 2 together with the controller and the characters.
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My cow friend 7 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
Tbh I think even vegans can agree they suck, they basically contradict everything they stand for, like, 20 times a year.
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Important change 2 comments
Egyptian dentist 5 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
Did they have wires in Ancient Egypt?? I thought it was all pyramids and papyrus back then.
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Stupid Youtuber 18 comments
guest
· 6 years ago
Why not instead of jail (or maybe in addition to) they give him a huge ass fine and give it to the homeless man
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