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It's on an aircraft carrier (if you look closely at the floor) so it has to have that much thrust, instead of having a long runway to build up speed, otherwise the pilot will be in the deep blue super quick

Not for Alaskans or dudes with nightvision goggles.

Anything helps when tryna hit the word requirement

OMG DID U LNOW ELSA AND RAPINZEL ARE TEJNS THEY BOTH HAVE POWERS AND RAPINZELS MOM COULDNT HANDLE TWO MAGICAL GIRLS SO SHE GAVE HER TOO ANNAS MOM

How did the dog lose its way till it was was 2551miles away from home?

Cats would actually just leave, not giving a shit about you

Is this twenty one pilots?

Wooooooah that’s so cool.

Awwwwwww

It felt filia love

Ah.. message on old samsung phone I see.. something like the original note or S2

You mean both R2D2 + C3P0?

you will instantly shit all you need to... very effective.

That baby took her seat!! Sexist pig

You’re a fucking degenerate

My cat hates boxes but loves butt scratches..

Now you can do it with the P30 pro

*strums*
M-E-T, H-O-D, MAN
M-E-T, H-O-D, MAN
M-E-T, H-O-D, MAN
M-E-T, H-O-D, MAN
Hey, you, get off my cloud
You don't know me and you don't know my style
Who be gettin' flam when they come to a jam?

“Your Next” Mortal Kombat bassjackers is good

Harley is perfect！

Mr. Stark....I don't feel so good.

I've been to this temple. Spectacular view.
If you want to see a better view of the Fuji mountain, go early in the morning. It gets cloudy in the afternoon.

amen

**wouldn´t

if so many people would behave like assholes, a lot of people would be better off. I am sick of this constant attack , always having to defend yourself because of assholes.

Address? Phone? Should we access the instagram in order to get those information? What a waste of space. What kind of business trying to hide those information from customers?

Natural selection.

I live in Alaska and have this problem dang near daily

This will also work with me :))

Parents who kick their kids out are disgusting.

Where's the baby's dad?

Delicious

*sees a man about to get hit by a car*
*shrugs ‘cause I can’t yell at him to watch out*

My grandma's neighbor's dog is the sweetest boy. He loves scratches so much he will rub against your legs like a cat to get you to scratch him and even make sounds as if he tried to emulate purring when you scratch his butt.
His fur is also incredibly soft so he's just the best animal ever to pet.

Why are dudes so afraid of periods
It's like less than a ladle full of blood

These things contain lycasin (see product description), which is a sugar substitute. That causes massive bowel irritation when taken in excess.
Too much fake sugar will give you the Brown Blaster Bonanza!

my excuse is that winning the lotterly only ever happens to a certain tiny percent of all people playing the lottery. that's it. luck. hard work will get you somewhere but y'all are forgetting to accunt for sheer fucking bad luck. a lot more of that going around than the news will tell you, you know.

Demon cat

Short sad story!