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That Brass Knuckle gun wouldn't be very effective in terms of range, as it has no barrel. The gun would be accurate to a few feet at most.

F*** the math problem. I detect that some HOT anime teacher requires some D.

*Dem

1337 Likes. 'Nuff said.

This is so accurate it's scary.

SCIENCE. EXPLAIN THIS SHIT.

Hold up... a NOKIA as an IED?! BITCH PLEASE. Simply THROWING the thing will cause more damage than an EXPLOSION.

Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar, an airbender named Aang. And although his airbending skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone. But I believe Aang can save the world.

Damn, that's DEEP.

GIVE THIS MAN A MEDAL.

It looks like when you get a small scratch and it swells up on your skin.

What's up with the S's?

Jesus shit that peel mask tho

Why couldn't it be follow the butterflies?

You can just hear their accents.

Taxes! Education! Unemployment!
These are all words!

But the order of the alphabet doesn't matter, remember?

A whole year has gone by since this day one year ago. No biggy.

Adds a whole new meaning to substance abuse.
(Jk this is a good idea)

[Ballad plays in background]

I'll name it Smaug :D

It almost sounds like Sherlock texting John.

Truthfully, I love pants. Pajama pants are the gift of humanity. Also Sweatpants. And proper fitting jeans wouldn't be restricting. Am I the only one?

Looks like something out of "Going to the Store" or "Late for Meeting"

You kidding? In my dreams I just randomly lose my balance and can't stand back up or I spontaneously wet myself.

At first I thought you named your birdbath Windy.

That's AMAZING!

God I hate that MUTHAFACKING ICARLY SHOW. WE HATE YOU MEGAN.

Think about the places you'd go...

Had one, yes. What about SECOND breakfast?

Mongoose. MONGOOSE.

OKAY. THAT DOES NOT LOOK HEALTHY.

My cursor shows up as a hand pointing upwards...

Oh, yeah! I have five of them right now! They're the best!

Maybe it took a walk. Stayed there for the night. Baruuum.

BUCKLEBERRY FERRY

It's harder for cats to see close distances. It's just how their eyes are.

"That's my mother's Westfarthing pottery, IT'S OVER A HUNDRED YEARS OLD!"

It's a magical bag of air!