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The struggle is real

Now don't spend it all in one place!

That's glorious! And me Scrooge is the idiot. Buzzkill.

Gender equality! Men can have boobs too and women can't judge!

Lame

are super fake

Yeah but birds don't get shit on by humans.

I had seizure after reading this. Please go back to school.

Is that you griswald?

Let's burn it.

That dog looks like it has delt with enough shit today

It's wheaties of course!

"River"

Sadly, being publicly educated in the US is becoming a valid excuse.

Or he's in a shit ton of debt and that's his mothers basement.

Walter Mitty was amazing.

Damn

Just apologizing in advance for when I DESTROY YOU!

If you would choose Internet over Emma Watson then you are most definitely gay.

Genius isn't the word I'd use to describe him.

Has anyone here ever been to Mt. Rushmore? Teddy Roosevelt is creepy af. He's just ways watching you no matter where you are.

Showers in the dark are the best!

Navy would have been better.

Except that the United States does not acknowledge an official religion. It's called the first amendment, maybe you've heard of it.

Except that he came out said to deal with it because he's a black storm trooper. Which is stupid because was everybody really freaking out? I don't think anybody cares that he's black. He's an equally worthless storm trooper in the eyes of the rebels despite skin color.

Does that mean that this picture is really right side up?

Old news

And what's the point of this post?

Obese*

This isn't yours

Now kiss!

Actually when you're arrested, you don't have the right to a phone call.

I'm the master of Rainbow Road.

Is there one of these for Disney princes/kings?

A knife that can fold up and fit in your pocket?! Why have we not thought of this!!!!

All cats are two faced!

Either she's in college or she isn't American.

Then charged you $200 for it

I wish my dog was that cool with a bath

I need one for my wallet too

Then clearly he wasn't the last on earth...

No, no you won't.

Because it's an"free" market and the government can't tell us how to power the home you own.

*knows

Was it acid rain? I hope it was acid rain.

Wallaby?

Here we have an example of when it's okay to use the "R" word.