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Forced perspective. The kid is by the left tire and the alligator is in front of the right tire.

Why is her eye on the pillow tho

Fried gator for days

Whomever? Actually, you HAVE to use "whoever" in that sentence.
...wait, "whomever(s)"? The person who wrote this clearly has a fedora where his brain should be.

No those are the cameras

Tell me more about my eyes. Sigh

respect sun-pai

Dinosaurs really do exist Xp

an omeme

Muito bonito a raça, eu quero um desse.

the unstoppable and immovable bisexual

the struggle of being a bi girl and trying to hit on girls ...

Let's play "Trump or Elvis". Survey says---

767 7

She is sexy

After my mother passed, I logged into her facebook and deleted it as her. Much easier to close out a facebook profile as the user as opposed to family member. Had to do the same thing with her cable, they couldn't wrap their head around the fact that she wasn't available to call them.

Duck, Beaver, Otter, Stingray?

It always amazes how willing people are to hand over info if you just ask for it, 'in passing'. My answers is always 'you don't need my email in order to sell me something'.

How DARE you question the social construct that requires men to always pay for the date! What are you...some sort of woman hater?

Also, don't forget to treat her an an equal and be sure to never imply that a man might be better at something than a woman, you misogynist patriarchical oppressor.

A Florida woman? Of fucking course

I wish I had as much self control as her. My hoe ass always gets back together with exes

Chow chows can be a bit strong willed...

You couldnt move knight in first move?

Wonder how good his absence policy is if a student felt the need to show up sick in the first place for him to end up catching it...

My mom's mother never did events like that. Instead my grandfather went to "mom and daughter days" with my mom when she was young so she'd still have someone there.

More like Vijay Cena to me

She was probably married before she was 12 in an arranged marriage. There would be no chance for her to reject anyone. I'm calling bullshit on this one.

It’s a white dementor

This is homosexuality without men. "I want to fuck a guy, but my laws forbidd that. Lets fuck women who look like guys instead." Anus is Anus.

I was talking to a guy for 2 days, then didn't talk to him for a few hours. I get a text out of no where from him telling me he hopes I get raped and killed, then accused me of being a piece of garbage who didn't deserve a "nice" guy like him. Yeah... deleted Tinder directly after that.

At the same time leftist media outfits were fawning over how charismatic Kim yo jung was at the olympics. Absolutely no shame or self-awareness.

What do you mean, smoking a butt? Just something you found on the ground?

Girls on the right look way more fun

Dzesiqah

Why did they have such advanced technology but still fight with spears and such.

because Black Panther is a great movie, and Justice League isn't

this is copied. its on a lot of websites if you search up DJ facts

if this happened with my brother he would say the gay mafia is striking too close to home..hah

wow, wonder what they sell in the small gift shop at the anal canal museum? will your dad appreciate what you sent to him or will he think its a come on and tell you how great it is you are thinking the way he has been and wanting to talk to you but was afraid of starting he conversation..hah

Thank you.

oh, honey