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BURN THAT PLACE!! KILL THEM ALL WITH FIRE

Looks like they built it in Minecraft

Is this real???

Mast

The bear. Because it’s a fucking BEAR

So what’s good king_me lol

sh00k

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Love these betas who think they can skeeze their way in there by being sympathetic.

He shouldn't be mad at his sister-in-law for 'not keeping her legs closed'. They are in a relationship, for goodness sake. They should be having sex as often as they both want. He is correct when he said earlier that they should be practising safe sex.

The handsome Squidward equivalent

Dual purpose ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

r/whooosh

*in Broome county

You remember that simpsons episode where lisa is a mom and she is online talking about how google enslaved the earth but its still a damn fine serch engine???? That should go at the bottom of this post.

And he's Black of course

Oh wow! Look at the woman who doesn't fit modern beauty standards. So funny...hur hur hur.

What.... Have you done?

How dare you, blobfish are beautiful

I refuse to believe this because if they pressed their faces INTO the snow, it would leave an imprint, it would not be 3D

#CanRelate

But if they fail once, everyone in the whole neighborhood hears about it.

But ... that's just nine playlists.

*farts*

Thanks a lot Gates

Shouldn’t the cow be more three dimensional?

The anime was made by a man, so what he made made you cum. So then if technically he made you cum, then his parents also must’ve made you cum because they made him. So then his parents’ parents also made you cum and

Cigarettes are never cool..

...will return leading the pack!!!!!! Bitch

Wow that is amazing
Cool

Damn they are both gorgeous, those babies gonna be blessed

av

"Interviewer: So, what is the last movie you--
Me: Saw.
Interviewer, starting to run away: OH SHIT!"

The picture he sent kind of looks like the huge vacuum in his heart.

So THAT'S why swimmers shouldn't....errrrr...pleasure themselves the evening before a race.

They probably have the attitude towards learning that "When am I ever going to use this in real life? I don't want to spend any effort on something that may pay off later but because I can't foresee those circumstances I don't know what they might be."

My boss offered to pay for my sister's medical bills...then everyone there applauded.

and sirius was a fucking asshole who deserved to die

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