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Yeah, stop telling women how you think they should live their lives. None of your dang business.

It is pretty much the same the other way around. Tight ginas are the best! But 'too tight' will hurt both partners. Women with wider poons can (could, should?) use their muscles to accomodate smaller dicks.
The women who don't use any 'techniques', are boring to have sex with. Let's all get better at lovemaking with the genitalia (tongues, titties, hands, bodies) we have to improve the experience for each other :)

Asking my best friend that is strange. TELLING ME ABOUT IT is creepy.

...Easter eggs

Found the Trump supporter. Or at least an ignorant asshole

That is, if you have screw drivers, every time in your pockets.

Salt

When I went to ireland with my cousin I did, actually, being an idiot 10 year old with no sense of geography, say isnt Ireland a part of the united kingdom, and my cousin immediately went DOOONT say that. We spent ages getting away from them bastards people will get pissed if they hear you say that.

The ones on the left are Costco rotisserie chickens, they (at least 3lbs each, the few I've pulled the meat off of and actually weighed have had slightly over 3lbs of meat once the bones, skin, and larger fat/cartilage pieces stripped away) are $4.99 plus tax every day for however many you want. (When you get them fairly often it's easy to identify because of their size and color, it's pretty standard).
The one on the left has extra seasoning or whatnot, it does not look like a Costco chicken so it (unless clearanced) cost at least a few dollars more.

we don't have to be nice. take a fucking hint, creep

people with eyes and taste. that's why you had to ask.

How sick

Um, no. You can budget all you want but if your ass isn't upper middle class or upper class then you're gonna struggle financially

yes it is

HELL YEAH IM BUYING ONE BABY!!

I *am* religious, and when someone says "I'll have a good thought for you" or wishes me happy holidays at Christmas, I'm thankful that someone is hoping good things for me and also feels comfortable letting me know.