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Lunch in 3, 2, ... Yum

Anyone that gullible needs to have a rude awakening

And the holocaust size. 3 million

When you have mastered the art of procrastination.

I want to get one of these. What is their breed name?

I live in Cape Town south Africa and my friend gehma just moved here and we asked her how she's finding it and she said "the seagulls here are vicious!!" our seagulls are crazy man

i want to punch this guy in the balls and dick repeatedly until he chokes on his own bile because NO GIRL should EVER deserve to be treated like this and no man IN THE WORLD deserves TO LIVE after shit like this. anger. pure anger for this man, I hope he's dead.

If the guy isn't above 6' and buff he's screwed to find a girl

Alternative explanation: The snow fell everywhere, but the sun was blocked only in that line so it was protected from melting. Maybe a hill's shadow or something made that line.

'MURICA!!!

She was found laying on her back near a shopping bag surrounded by Christmas presents she had wrapped but never delivered. Her remains were mostly skeletal.

If you haven't transitioned yet, don't.

15 minutes in and the boy hadn't cum yet? Damn

I once spent 6 hours watching it in a row

Just remember, Attila the Hun literally died from a nosebleed.

Remember when Obama got the prize for "what he was going to do?" And then all he did was kowtow to dictators and sheiks? And then got a bunch of firearms into Mexican drug lords' hands through that "fast and furious" program? Plus, instead of healing racial tensions, made sure to blow up every situation to make it worse? Oh yeah, remember when Yasser Arafat also won that peace prize as leader of the PLO? I mean wtf?

Ooohhhh...wait until the "equal pay for all situations" people get ahold of this inequality between women and men's pay! JK, the outrage only goes in one direction.

Hahaha...I did ONCE. I ended up half baked passes out in the middle of my school library. When I came to, I threw up. I was surrounded by 40 people without any pants or underwear on because they were afraid when I passed out I would piss myself. NEVER AGAIN

Omg I did not know this even existed

Michael Scott :D

nO theY AREnT

I don't know if you can call me singing one line of a song over and over for 4 hours a conversation, but ok.

Damn those rabbits are cuter than I’ll ever be

AIDs in the making

This is my favorite picture on this site

Trust fall !!!

omg who is she?

Like a Boss !!

Yes it is mean to be roasted so hard. That said I can not help but think if her comment had not been so well racist, she would never have been tagged so hard. If she has to be racist to have a moment of pride she has worse issues to deal than being roasted for a bigoted comment.
Why couldn't she have said " Shout out to all the cute men I would like to meet?"

Looks like portrait mode to me

Youre not

W-w-what?!?!

You think this looks beautiful in Antarctica there's a Grand Canyon now

I quit facebook 8 months ago and I survived.

I always crop memes I save from here, I hate they put "aS sEeN oN fUnSubsTaNce"

None of that bullshit works. That’s what social mapping software does.
If you stop doing what you normally do and start doing things to confuse the platform - it simply observes the new fad and trend and captures more data - until that fad dies. And it always dies.
Delete Facebook is an awesome trend. I have no real expectation, but I would love it if Facebook died

And then elon musk would come along with his Space X rocket and ask you if you have any money. 'Eehrm no...' so he will say. 'As long as you pay I will be your pal...' then shoot you in the face with his elon musket.