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whoa 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Who's Mich and what "does" he want?
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We could let it search the minefield maybe? *thinking 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
You'll never hear "wish we had a dog" either. More ammo perhaps; air cover, maybe. You might even hear someone say he wished he was still at that brothel in Bangkok, but nobody is going to wish for a pet.
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New post Work Smarter, Not Harder 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Waiting for something stupid happens, disappointed.
Yu ar not alon 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Exactly
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Lil protector 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
So cute.
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Feels good to be a girl 33 comments
guest · 6 years ago
It's illegal to accept shots... even though the person didn't specify shots of what? We could argue on the basis of this being immoral, but making this a legal case is just blowing it waaaaaay out of proportion.
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If you want to be happy...whyeventry 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Some days I look into the mirror and get depressed
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Smashy smash! 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Exactly. If you press A you may accidentally start the conversation again.
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Awesome Star Wars Terrariums 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I make similar items on my Etsy page.
Dierickscustoms. Come see.
*cries in french* 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Plus, at his job they provide life insurance for employees and spouses...score!
Coming from an European 13 comments
guest · 6 years ago
The memes got boring, so, like all us millennials, like, moved on to the next Importent issue, that, like, had dank memes.
Living the American dream 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Smart product design for lazy people.
"Nice Guys", creeps and weirdos: 3 15 comments
guest · 6 years ago
"There's levels of nice guys": How are any of these things "nice?"
Silence is the way to go 12 comments
guest · 6 years ago
“Bryan with a why”
Feel sorry for you dudes 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
That’s not the bad part of “my daughter does porn”.
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Always a dad 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Your dad has a good sense of humour.
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That's accurate 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
nice
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Look, I got the ball in my mouf!!! 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
That's a spicy meatball
Art is pain 13 comments
guest · 6 years ago
How did that happen?
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How to draw a head I guess 13 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Needed item 4 some 1 like me
Balancing a spinning top on a katana 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
This is how the anime main characters trained
True hero 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Drake Mallard!
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Onion roll breakfast bowl 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
This is beautiful.
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Existence is pain 27 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Dumb people are just happier, they don't tend to realize how much there is to worry about. Not saying this to be detrimental, just something I have found to be true.
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Why you lyin 12 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Mmmmmaybe shoving something foreign up your asshole might hurt? Have you tried it?
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Interesting Spongebob fact 12 comments
guest · 6 years ago
What!? I did not know that!
The face of questioned life choices 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
This show's obsession with breakfast food is amazing
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Pick a Pratt 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
But the moment he became a 'hottie', he and his wife split....he would've been a lot better if he could've handled it and stuck with his wife.
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Carrie Fisher's advice to Daisy Ridley 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Do not dare denounce the genius and badass that is Carrie Fisher!
What a wasted opportunity 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Um Bill Nye was the science guy
Neil was 'black science man'
Breaking news 15 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Milenials are buying fewer groceries AND eating out less. It's simple...they're eating at their parents' house.
Is this real? 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Proof that there's no pleasing girls, even when you give them exactly what they were asking you to give them.
They keep adding letters to this bs 34 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Having to,work harder and harder to be "inclusive," but still exclude straight people.
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Somebody call 911 on her 22 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Rent.
Kirby 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
That's a big mouth... (Waiting for mouth r/t puns)
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It's like that guardians owl movie 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
They are wizards.
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He the boss 35 comments
guest · 6 years ago
not as dumb as you, bitch
Not funny but good 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
It’s not funny even one bit.
Verne Troyer eating subway is the best thing ever 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
R.i.p.
Worst date 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
But that's technically 7 words
Yay free nips! 32 comments
guest · 6 years ago
you sound like a harasser
An awesome prom pic 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
someone's bitter lol
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Hockey and lactation 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Hey first guest, are you a male by chance?
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It's like that guardians owl movie 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
BTW, the movie is called Guardians of Ga'Hoole
There is a lot of people here 16 comments
guest · 6 years ago
overpopulation means that there isn't enough resources for everyone (we are depleting it) and eventually die from it
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Shut up mike 12 comments
guest · 6 years ago
grim, you truly live in the realm of the dead.
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Shut up mike 12 comments
guest · 6 years ago
for the first one hits home really hard, all I wanted was to talk and enjoy a reasonable conversation
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E seems right 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
All of these are my actual reactions when I’m in french class
"Just one or two" 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
"Hello darkness my old friend."
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All written on a typewritter 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Busy reading a fourth book by cormac, this old man is legit.
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