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Why wouldn't you just say their name and tell them to come to you then? Understanding subtlety isn't my strong suit so I feel like if my parents' had done that to me growing up it would've saved me from a lot of annoyance and pointless yelling back and forth where I figured if what they were yelling about was actually important they would've said so.

Still, how the heck he got a finger nail in his eyes though? Did it flew like a rocket when he cut it?

No one has but the OP. Thank German military command for keeping good records, tho’. frostbite sounds like a Russian mouthpiece

U sound like a Russian troll

tell ur friend he’s a good one

I probably should make an account. I've been here for 2years now.. :'D

Thanks :'D

Haha stupid fucking idiot who thinks she knows everything.

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Have you ever carried a 100 pennies in your pockets? The weight will pull down your pants and rip up your pockets! 4 quarters are much lighter and are worth the same!

By my calculations OP has to be at least 33 years old for the relation to be legal, and 45 for the relation not to be creepy

My mall near me does the same thing but it’s like ice cream type stuff in liquid nitrogen :D

It's already the case: the full sentence would be 2 years and a $30,000 fine.

How long did that take? Has it produced fruit?

Did you know that pigs are also smart enough that they can play the really simple attari games? I mean they suck at it lol, but they show memorization capabilities and an ability to put 2 and 2 together with the controller and the characters.

Tbh I think even vegans can agree they suck, they basically contradict everything they stand for, like, 20 times a year.

OMG YES!!!

IKR!!!!

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