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The devil cares not for you. Only for what you can do for him. 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Not all of us have that luxury.
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Feels relatable 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Is that Snape
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The devil cares not for you. Only for what you can do for him. 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Actually all four of my cats rush to see me when I walk in regardless of whether they want food or not. Sometimes they just wanna sit in my lap <3
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Australian water 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Is there anything that won’t kill you in Australia?
Fake news 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
This reminds me of Pinocchio
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Disney better make this happen. 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
No it's because no one in Hollywood has an original idea anymore. I can't even remember the last movie that wasn't a remake or a retelling or the fiftieth installment of a worn out franchise that's been dragged to death and propped up with twigs and bailing wire or based on a comic book or video game or even board game or a foreign movie or...
And, of course, there's the fact that Disney is the absolute greediest corporation on the face of the Earth and always tries to squeeze the last cent out of every living man, woman, and child they can get their sadistic claws into.
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A Very Accurate Movie Test 29 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Instructions unclear, dick stuck in ceiling fan
Anon's Dilemma 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Work less. Enjoy your life
It's only facts when you say it 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Futile, that's the fact
Blood 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
When it comes out of the vagina it is no longer sterile. I dunno about you but I don't think I'd want to eat blood thats been near piss and shit.
Too ashamed 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
The actual answer to this very very very very old post is..... My balls are sticking to my leg. I came here looking for new memes, I leave disappointed with a sense of deja vu. Funsubstance is a recycling site full of children. Every thing here has been seen. Now let's see which worm pops It's head first up to down vote. Can't wait to see the boohoo we're a community posts. You are not.. Let's go you spotty teens... Hit me
Realistic stick figure 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
That's why it slipped
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Quote of the day 1 comments
guest · 6 years ago
The gulag archipelago should have been the end of Marxist doctrine.
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Shutdown 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Sweet scarcasm.... Much appreciated
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Integrity is more important 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Where are glory holes? I have t seen one in over ten years. All the adult bookstores that had them are gone, thanks to the internet. The handful of stores left just don't have those booths.

Ahhhh...the olden days, when I used to enjoy myself there...encountering unknown ladies on the other side of that hole. I mean, I presume they were ladies.
When you see it 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Omg this is my hometown!! Valdivia, chile :D
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It had some tender moments 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
He’s talking about the porno
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Taco tuesday special 16 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Arsenic poisoning?
Purple flavor 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
What kind of people usually puts their pens in their mouth?? Crap now that I think about it, actually a lot of people. Dayum that's weird.
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Tasty drinks 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
The smore's one is missing the chocolate syrup as an ingredient. I'm sure ice cream, milk, graham crackers, and mini marshmallows would be ok, but chocolate is key.
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Story of my life..!! 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
oh my god i was about to comment the same exact thing. honestly it’s so annoying lmfao.
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Had to double take 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
now matter how many times ive seen this i still thinks it’s an ass
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It's gif 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
those who pronounce it gif are weak and natural selection is coming for u
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So That's What Started It 39 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Wait til they find out there's a whole country called Niger. And a river as well.
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Laura Flook's Erratic Life 1 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Sexy and disturbing at the same time, I wanna marry her....
Creative and fun 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Coloring is so much soothing
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No words.. 29 comments
guest · 6 years ago
1. Not everyone whose ancestors were here 300 years ago is from the area now within the borders of the United States.

2. Native American "reservations" are administered differently than the state/counties that surround it. The US and state taxpayers have to fund their roads and water, etc., but cant tax them. So, it's not necessarily a given that someone from that area is allowed to represent the state or whatever non-reservation government entity that contains the reservation on which he lives.

3. Thank you Democrats for running such a criminal, excuser and defender of sexual assault, and dishonest ex-Secretary of State who sold access to State Department resources that Trump was the less terrible choice.
Yea right 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Toronto is basically an American city in Canada
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Feels relatable 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Paying for me to go to collage? I want that oppresion. too.
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Story of my life..!! 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Is he actually talking to Bella from Twilight?
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Cat sees owner "drowning" his reaction is unexpected" 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Aweee what a sweetie
have any of you heard any interesting conversations on the bus? 17 comments
guest · 6 years ago
You are a monster! How dare you?!
Son of a b 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
seatbelts are such a nice invention
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When you recall your dark history when you were young 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I think this is referencing the live action Scooby doo movie where scrappy turned out to be the evil villain, but I could be wrong
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Stuck bean 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Pooor kitty!
Feels relatable 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Feels like reading Catherine Mackinnon lol
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Infinite loop of misery 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Some call Big Shaq for som quik maffs pls
Too ashamed 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I am both
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Purple flavor 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
S u c c
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This ain't right 13 comments
guest · 6 years ago
They have no concept or idea of sexiality at that age so they literally cannot be transgender yet. It's only once they get older and start understanding things that they can know at all
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After being on FunSubstance 15 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I laugh at everything
This is referencing Arizona but it goes for all areas 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Sticks hand in wait a while for good measure. Ah still not safe *removes what's left of my hand* haha but no you make a good point! :D
Norge 12 comments
guest · 6 years ago
That face when the rest of the world knows your history better than you do
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Purple flavor 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
That sucks
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A very useful car trick 311 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Wouldn't set off alarm because car would be unlocked using the key
Vegeta Father of the Year 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Please tell me this is actual scripted dialogue.
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Creative and fun 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Until you find out that your date can’t color INSIDE THE DAMN LINES! Heathen.
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I am gonna live there and I am gonna LIVE there FOREVER 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Where's the poop?
Revive activate 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Yet, there are some who would argue no.
In The Mound (Spooky Story) 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
guest can actually do whatever he wants
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