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There's a police for f*cking?

I detect a frame skip..

It's an exposure thing. Every student is potentially the next genius revolutionary mathematician. Sometimes you don't know you like something or are good at it until you try it. You don't want the next calculus to never be invented because the person who would've done it didn't know that math theory was a field. All the rest of us who never use it are just casualties in the quest to ensure that no one misses their chance through lack of exposure and experience.
(Doesn't make it any less frustrating when you end up not being the savior of the math universe and want to do something that just needs normal math, though...)

The Rock is more of a king than Khaled will ever be

yes i do

rip lil guy

I think this is from the song Season 2 Episode 3 by Glass Animals
"Leftover breakfast, cereal for lunch
She is broken but she's fun
My girl eats mayonnaise
From a jar when she's gettin' blazed"

Pure hearts attract true loves

When they meow, you should pay attention. They are trying to tell you something. Cats are very intelligent, they just can't speak English. Listen to your cat...you may figure it out.

Daylight savings has real benefits for farmers, but for the rest of modern society it isn't as useful anymore.

Freddie Mercury

Proportions are a bit wacko

Chinese troops?

No the Asgardians aren’t as stupid as some of us

Am I pregnart. Help I got my girlfriend pregananant!

Episode 4 for those who just want to watch the scene

“And then everyone in the restaurant clapped”

Also merry became a mutant in X men origins

Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

Oh guys, it is worth learning Persian to just read his poems and those of Hafiz and Saadi

What does it even mean? To the power of 0.87?

...to make sure New Zealand is not left out again.

Paper cut

Winx Club was the shit

Diabeetus

Snakes don't have a spine it's all muscle.

Those are for taking bicycles up/down the stairs. Look carefully and you'll see it's too narrow for a wheelchair, because it isn't intended for wheelchairs.

Cruel

That’s what The Matrix wants you to believe

I must say, for all of the jokes black people get over how they name their children, sometimes I think white people are about one syllable and a unique spelling away from naming their babies Damarcus and Lashawnda.

so embarrassing...

This is gorgeous

They did all the drugs so we didn’t have to

How about ... you're celebrating the day of your birth for the FIRST time.
Indeed, it's your "first birthday .. celebration".

One of these people has served time in prison.

John Green is about as funny as a dead dog