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Tobi: I NOW DECLARE YOU HUSBAND AND WIFE, YOU MAY NOW KISS THAT BRIDE

Rocket?

I don’t get it like at all

I would give that doggo all the cookies!

Yah. And imbeciles spin - often.

That is mooncake or whatever the hell his name is now #finalspace

Post offices need more Jaxes!

Lonomnomoomnm

at least it ain’t a croc

really nice

Why has no one thought of silent hill?

i actually thought that these cans were sewing kit, we had them in our house, so did our neighbors, and that the pictures of biscuits didnt make any sense. imagine the surprise my 7 year old self felt the first time i saw real biscuits inside when my mother bought me one. i remember not wanting to eat them because i was too amazed.

10% of the population has an IQ of less than 83, are we going to create a welfare state for them all?
#keepdumbpeopleemployed

It depends on the country. In some countries, fast food restaurants hire janitors whom responsibilities include cleaning up this mess. Need to understand and respect the custom though.

Ohh so cute

Wouldn't that be a Floral?

Since pork is an euphemism for having sex, is the only safe option fish?

Speed > Damage
Because combo multipliers man

That's Walter Lewin of MIT, and the dude is just top choice mental floss...a total academic tour-de-force. His mathematical and scientific prowess would humble anyone. His lectures are profoundly dense yet gracefully magnificent. So, in turn, his chalk skills are the climactic conclusion to eons of human evolution and philosophical dissertation. Moreover, he's the coolest lookin' dude at MIT.

cu

Needs to be the voice of Tim Curry!

I can smell it

The pies must be creamy there...

So Late to this, but I never knew what tumblr was back then. Anyway, I go to the same university (The Universitty of Arizona - you can tell by the recycle bins with A cutouts) as the girl taking the picture and the cute guy (which I've seen all the time when I go to study at the library). I think that's the 3rd or 4th floor study room of the Main Library on campus. He's usually on that floor or I have had luck finding him on the 5th, which is the quietest and that people usually never go to. I see why now... This is just hilarious guys. I saw him before that girl got a picture of him when I was what a Junior or Senior in High School and now I'm on my third year of college and see hie in the library still or at the Starbucks by the library. Haha!

Now I get it.

Fabulous nails

Pay his bills! Hahaha!

Awe

Forgot about Tom Hiddleston

I for one welcome our new bird overlords

I wouldn't want to go back. I would have never met my current partner.

marry me.

Well I guess we would have had a flying frige that shoots rockets in GTA 5 online.

Well then I guess we would have had a flying frige that shoots rockets in GTA 5 online.

Yessss! I can tell you’re going places. Figuratively speaking.

There better be F#@&ING DRAGONS in the next one !!!!!!

CSI writers: See, it can be done. Enhance!